what if jesus had bn born in the 1980's

Started by AsbestosFlaygon3 pages
AsbestosFlaygon The Original One

Jesus would be a hippie or a groupie.
Or a construction worker. He was said to be a carpenter of legendary status. Building the first table and chair, and other furniture shit.
These are just rumors of course, pretty much like his existence.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Jesus would be a hippie or a groupie.
Or a construction worker. He was said to be a carpenter of legendary status. Building the first table and chair, and other furniture shit.
These are just rumors of course, pretty much like his existence.

I don't think anyone credits Jesus with building the first tables and chair, or with being a super carpenter at all.

AsbestosFlaygon The Original One

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think anyone credits Jesus with building the first tables and chair, or with being a super carpenter at all.

These are just rumors made up by Christian fanatics, mate.
Of course, every non-Christian could see through their deception and their lies.

There are also rumors that Chuck Norris is a descendant of Jesus H. Christ.
This, I cannot question.