Designer Vs Characters fight, LET IT BEGIN!

Joe Pesci:

Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas): Tommy has some great anger issues that can help with his prowess and will power, not to mention he can use a gun and knows how to kill people.

Harry Lyme the Burglar (Home Alone 1 and 2): Harry, on top of his burglary skills and sneakiness, has the most incredible luck and durability I've seen in most any movie character. It'd take a lot to kill this guy. Unless, of course, you're a 10 year old kid.

Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon series): Leo is a talkative douchebag who annoys people with his never ending rabble. Combine that with his penchant for amatuer detective work, and you get an annoying dick.

The result:

A short, annoying snoop with serious anger issues who knows how to kill you and will not die.

Originally posted by Impediment
Joe Pesci:

Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas): Tommy has some great anger issues that can help with his prowess and will power, not to mention he can use a gun and knows how to kill people.

Harry Lyme the Burglar (Home Alone 1 and 2): Harry, on top of his burglary skills and sneakiness, has the most incredible luck and durability I've seen in most any movie character. It'd take a lot to kill this guy. Unless, of course, you're a 10 year old kid.

Leo Getz (Lethal Weapon series): Leo is a talkative douchebag who annoys people with his never ending rabble. Combine that with his penchant for amatuer detective work, and you get an annoying dick.

The result:

A short, annoying snoop with serious anger issues who knows how to kill you and will not die.

Christopher Walken:

Hessian Horseman (Sleepy Hollow) - Able to function normally without a head. Great sword

Vincenzo Coccotti (True Romance) - Mob smarts. 9mm gun.

Cpt. Koons (Pulp Fiction) - Durability (survived a VC prison camp). Can hide objects in ass.

I felt the Pesci needs the Walken. Still think it's be a close call.

Originally posted by Robtard
Christopher Walken:

Hessian Horseman (Sleepy Hollow) - Able to function normally without a head. Great sword

Vincenzo Coccotti (True Romance) - Mob smarts. 9mm gun.

Cpt. Koons (Pulp Fiction) - Durability (survived a VC prison camp). Can hide objects in ass.

I felt the Pesci needs the Walken. Still think it's be a close call.

Sam L. Jackson:

Jules Winfield (Pulp Fiction): Like it says on his wallet: Bad Motha F*cka. He can gat your ass, no problem. Also, he's eloquent. There is no substitute for eloquence with violence.

Mace Windu (The Star Wars PT): He can use a lightsaber and use the force on your b*tch ass.

Lucius Best a.k.a. Frozone (The Incredibles): He can freeze your ass dead cold, and he is incredibly athletic.

😂 Great choices...

The ability too hide objects in his arse does potentially give Walken room for extra ammo clips.

And the Jackson counter is some serious BMF competition for sure.

Originally posted by Impediment
Sam L. Jackson:

Jules Winfield (Pulp Fiction): Like it says on his wallet: Bad Motha F*cka. He can gat your ass, no problem. Also, he's eloquent. There is no substitute for eloquence with violence.

Mace Windu (The Star Wars PT): He can use a lightsaber and use the force on your b*tch ass.

Lucius Best a.k.a. Frozone (The Incredibles): He can freeze your ass dead cold, and he is incredibly athletic.

(You need to only choose one specific Force power)

Trey Parker:

Joe Young (Orgazmo) - Martial arts. Orgasm gun.

Gary Johnson (Team America) - Disguise skills. Machine gun.

Joe Cooper (BASEketball) - Baseball bat. Basketball.

Parker (disguised in black-face) tosses the basketball to Jackson, who won't be able to resist grabbing it, once he does, he gets shot with the orgasm gun and while he's nutting his shorts, Parker moves in and takes him out with a combination of martial arts and the baseball bat, ending it with a bullet to the dome. Jackson is doomed here, sorry.

Robert Downey Junior:

Tony Stark: Full Ironman suit and bank account.

Kirk Lazarus: Ability to act so good that he can do the shit for real,
Ability to blend in to crowds well.

Paul Avery: Ability write down the details of your asskicking for
San Franciscan news
Ability to out party any and all comers.

Originally posted by Robtard
Parker (disguised in black-face) tosses the basketball to Jackson, who won't be able to resist grabbing it, once he does, he gets shot with the orgasm gun and while he's nutting his shorts, Parker moves in and takes him out with a combination of martial arts and the baseball bat, ending it with a bullet to the dome. Jackson is doomed here, sorry.

10 points for the subtle racism. 👆

Brad Pitt:

Mickey O'Neil (Snatch): He can fight like a sunuvab*tch, and he is indecipherable, which adds to his level of sneakiness.

Louis (Interview with the Vampire): He has his vampire speed, and he is dreamy looking, which can help to influence the women, or men, for that matter.

Tyler Durden (Fight Club): He's incredibly smart with science and planning, and he's a figment of a crazy man's imagination.