Sidekick Showdown

This is a thread on teams, but I want the battles to be done in 1v1s...can I do that? Ah well, I'll give it a shot. If not, just throw them all into one huge fight of Team 1 vs Team 2

Team 1 is Luigi, Sparx, Zippo, and Tails

Team 2 is Diddy Kong, Navi, Globox, and Yoshi.

Mario has two sidekicks, win.

The fights will actually go in the order I put the names. So, Luigi vs Diddy, Sparx vs Navi, etc etc.

Sparx is Spyro's dragonfly helper. Zippo is the useless bug that stayed in Tomba's hair in Tomba2. Globox is Rayman's best friend in Rayman 2 at least.

Diddy Kong beats Luigi
Im not sure who Navi is so I cant pick
Not sure ive never seen these, but by the sound Globox is more powerful than a useless bug lol
Yoshi coz he can eat people

Navi was Link's fairy in Ocarina of Time...

Everyone else is fighting, Navi is just in the corner.

LISTEN!!!!!!!! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN, HEY HEY, LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

And no sidekick fight is complete without Slippy Toad and Prince Tricky

Imho, Luigi and tails solo team 2, with the exception of Navi, who's relegated to the realm of speculation, anyway.

Yoshi, Shin. Yoshi. I want you all to remember the ending of Yoshi's Island and how far Yoshi had to throw those gigantic eggs at Bowser who had been grown to an abnormal size by that witch.

Oh yeah, Globox is like Yoshi, only less adept at hand to hand and not nearly as strong. He holds lums in his stomach that have enough power to give Rayman one of his powers back. That would give me heartburn.

I really don't know what kind of stuff Diddy Kong has done. But I figured he'd be of some use to these guys.

The very fact that this thread has Navi, yet it doesn't have Daxter utterly disgusts me.

Indeed.

A sidekick thread without Daxter is fvcking stupid.

I hated the Jak and Daxter games, and I am proud of that fact.

I hate you.

Not nearly as much as I hate Jak and Daxter.

Ratchet and Clank are waaaaay better.

Nah.

Oh, then why didn't you put Clank in?

Meh, I didn't think any of Clank's fights would be interesting. I suppose I could have let Tails make himself a mech and made it Giant Clank, but whatev.

I'm curious, what is it you all say makes Jak and Daxter so much better?

Daxter.

Okay. Then what makes Daxter so great?

Everything he does.

New thread. Daxter vs Dark Khan.

Ratchet and Clank is still more fun than Jak and Daxter. Sure, it's personal opinion but I cannot stand the Jak and Daxter games.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ratchet and Clank are waaaaay better.

I agree, and Ratchet and Clank>>>Jak and Daxter (the games).

Originally posted by The Valiant
I agree, and Ratchet and Clank>>>Jak and Daxter (the games).