Alex Mercer vs. Kratos

Started by danteiscool4 pages

Alex Mercer vs. Kratos

I'm pretty sure you already know who they are. Kratos has blades of chaos only and he isn't a god for this fight.

Alex can do what you've seen him do in the trailers and demos.

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Yeah...I'm gonna go with Kratos for the rape here.

Kratos lolwtfmchahastomps.

Can't Alex just take Kratos' powers?

He has to kill Kratos to do that.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He has to kill Kratos to do that.

Isn't that a paradox?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Isn't that a paradox?
No, it's an impossibility.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No, it's an impossibility.

Hence why I said paradox. In order to take his powers he would have to kill him, but he can't do it so yeah...unless I'm mixing up my definitions which could be a possibility.

Him killing Kratos is not a paradox, that is what I thought you meant, him however gaining Kratos' powers is if that is what you meant.

The latter. We should all know what happens to the person who kills Kratos.

Kratos comes back to life and kills them?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kratos comes back to life and kills them?

Exactly.

And we all know he'll fvck a couple hotties on the way, amirite?

Aye!

And if it's a good day, fight a multi-breasted building sized blob of a woman?

And her two b*tch sisters.

Originally posted by NemeBro
And if it's a good day, fight a multi-breasted building sized blob of a woman?

You have some disturbing fantasies.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You have some disturbing fantasies.

Never played God of War II?

Originally posted by NemeBro
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Yeah...I'm gonna go with Kratos for the rape here.

Kratos is gonna rape him?

In the figurative sense, right?

'Cause he is a Spartan... and we all know what kinda ass-jockeys those guys were. Anyway, I think I'll play devil's advocate and go for Alex.

Originally posted by NemeBro
And we all know he'll fvck a couple hotties on the way, amirite?
If you don't mind my asking, what do you mean by 'hottie'? 'Hottie' is a something of an ambiguous term to a Spartan.

Shut up.