Afro Samurai vs Deadpool

Started by Wei Phoenix12 pages
Originally posted by afro samurai
when chuck norris does a push-up he isn't pushing himself up he is pushing the earth down.

Old.

Lol.

That was so funny. Do you have any more?

Chuck Norris is a joke. He actually thinks those "facts" are compliments to him. They're not.

Originally posted by afro samurai
you guys are just naming random samurai's samurai jack=bad but i must admit jubei,yagyu,soki are good samurais but are still nothing compared to afro's skill.
You're wrong.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Chuck Norris is a joke. He actually thinks those "facts" are compliments to him. They're not.

Truly funny.

Seriously, in an interview he was oh so proud that his fans were so loyal to him.

WTF?

They're obviously meant to be sarcastic and make fun of his atrocious acting and mediocre martial arts ability.

I never found him amazing or funny or anything

Originally posted by Mindset
No, the liquid feat is clear cut.

He healed from this in seconds.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l54/Markymark_016/CableDeadpool006-13-1.jpg
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l54/Markymark_016/CableDeadpool006-14-1.jpg

And again

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l54/Markymark_016/CableDeadpool07200420-1.jpg
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l54/Markymark_016/CableDeadpool07200421-1.jpg

none of those seem to require him regenerating a limb, in fact cable is the one who seems to do the most healing, they don't show the extent of the injuries just them separating then both of them fine. Those scans don't indicate he could regenerate a limb in seconds

The only funny thing about Chuck Norris was when Conan O'Brian randomly showed clips of Walker Texas Ranger. The clips were so random and chockful of terrible acting, that Conan broke character and walked off stage in laughter more than once.

chuck norris has is own gravitational pull when he masturbates

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
No one is denying the skill of Afro over Wade, it's just how does he put him down?
cutting off his head = win for afro

slicing him into pieces = win for afro

slicing off a limb WILL handicap deadpool seeing as he doesn't regenerate them in seconds (and he hasn't been shown too) deadpools healing factor will keep him from dying, it won't win him this fight.

Originally posted by Trackz
none of those seem to require him regenerating a limb, in fact cable is the one who seems to do the most healing, they don't show the extent of the injuries just them separating then both of them fine. Those scans don't indicate he could regenerate a limb in seconds
. . .

If he can heal being fused with someone almost instantly, he will not take long to heal a loss limb.

And how does it look like Cable is healing more, not that it matters since Cable had Deadpool's healing factor.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
The only funny thing about Chuck Norris was when Conan O'Brian randomly showed clips of Walker Texas Ranger. The clips were so random and chockful of terrible acting, that Conan broke character and walked off stage in laughter more than once.

God I would love to see a clip of that.

I used to always watch Conan until I realized:

Selling drugs in the morning > Selling drugs at night.

afro samurai has lightining fast reactions so he could beat a onimushu easy because i seen a video of a onimushu and he was only fighting big slow peasants with no skill.

Originally posted by afro samurai
afro samurai has lightining fast reactions so he could beat a onimushu easy because i seen a video of a onimushu and he was only fighting big slow peasants with no skill.

Lol.

And when he counters a screen of mobs?

Originally posted by afro samurai
afro samurai has lightining fast reactions so he could beat a onimushu easy because i seen a video of a onimushu and he was only fighting big slow peasants with no skill.

No you didn't. You're lying and now you're smelling like a sock/troll.

Afro never dodged lightning or moved as fast as it and no Onimusha has never fought a peasant.

Originally posted by Mindset
. . .

If he can heal being fused with someone almost instantly, he will not take long to heal a loss limb.

And how does it look like Cable is healing more, not that it matters since Cable had Deadpool's healing factor.

apparently it does becase as of recently he hasn't been able to heal a limb in seconds, and the extend of the damage done isn't shown, just them ripping a part but the damage done isn't shown at all, you're making assumptions that aren't really backed up by the scans when they seperated there was blood but both were shown to be fine...

even when they rip a part you can see their bodies are whole, even if you believe his healing factor at one time could heal amputation in seconds, it is clear that it no longer can.

legend says that if you hold the number one headband you can only be touched by the number 2 meaning afro is chuck norris metaphorically speaking

Originally posted by Trackz
apparently it does becase as of recently he hasn't been able to heal a limb in seconds, and the extend of the damage done isn't shown, just them ripping a part but the damage done isn't shown at all, you're making assumptions that aren't really backed up by the scans when they seperated there was blood but both were shown to be fine...

even when they rip a part you can see their bodies are whole, even if you believe his healing factor at one time could heal amputation in seconds, it is clear that it no longer can.


They are shown to be fine because they both have healing factors. . .
😕

What assumption am I making?

Is Deadpool Suicide Kings 3 out? If not, it's not clear whether he can or not...