Dark Yoda vs DE Sidious

Master Yoda finally embraces the darkside of the force and throws down with DE Sidious. Who survives?

Sid survives.

Then Anakin grows over 9000 feet tall and his lightsaber becomes bigger across than the entire galaxy and he activates it and the entire galaxy explodes and then he joins the Force and eats the anti-Force (which exists!) and fites the tru Sith. Then he marries Padme.

Possibly, but maybe yes, no?

This has been done before. Yoda won.

I love the speculation.

Dark Yoda is suffering from a severe sunburn and thus dies of skin cancer before the fight.

Why are we arguing nebulous entities again? Where's true potential Skywalker versus Revan if he were a Twi-lek dancer?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Then Anakin grows over 9000 feet tall and his lightsaber becomes bigger across than the entire galaxy and he activates it and the entire galaxy explodes and then he joins the Force and eats the anti-Force (which exists!) and fites the tru Sith. Then he marries Padme.

they can't have sex cuz Anakin is like 9000 times bigger than her. And if the galaxy explodes, then He would join the force cuz he would die also. He isn't omnipotent... and where did Anakin come from anyways?

Yoda wins by ALOT.

he is tied with sids light yoda and dark side ppl get boosts... so Yoda wins

This is Dark Empire version Sidious, dude. Pay attention.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
This is Dark Empire version Sidious, dude. Pay attention.

Freeze him in a creek Janus!

You fool! Now every one knows that Janus=The Koon.

How come when I put in FP (full potential) Anakin into a fight you guys all complained about it and that you can only speculate about it (even though FP Anakin was included in an old thread and nobody complained) and yet nobody complains that Dark Yoda is just speculation?

Anyway, Dark Yoda loses.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
I love the speculation.

[Blatant Sarcasm]Dark Yoda is suffering from a severe sunburn and thus dies of skin cancer before the fight.

Why are we arguing nebulous entities again? Where's true potential Skywalker versus Revan if he were a Twi-lek dancer?[/Blatant Sarcasm]

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
How come when I put in FP (full potential) Anakin into a fight you guys all complained about it and that you can only speculate about it (even though FP Anakin was included in an old thread and nobody complained) and yet nobody complains that Dark Yoda is just speculation?

Anyway, Dark Yoda loses.

Uh, they are only making fun of this thread. Are you blind?

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
How come when I put in FP (full potential) Anakin into a fight you guys all complained about it and that you can only speculate about it (even though FP Anakin was included in an old thread and nobody complained) and yet nobody complains that Dark Yoda is just speculation?

Anyway, Dark Yoda loses.

don b meen

Originally posted by Eminence
don b meen

STFU whoreson. Die in a blood filled fissure.

If it's blood filled, I'll just swim in it.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Because you're oblivious.

Dude, you don't understand sarcasm do you? (waits for you to say that I suck at it, even though you not realizing means that I'm good at concealing it)

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Dude, you don't understand sarcasm do you? (waits for you to say that I suck at it, even though you not realizing means that I'm good at concealing it)

Why would you want to hide sarcasm? It would only make it seem that you are a moron.