Obviously Jesus was misquoted

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Obviously Jesus was misquoted

Jesus din't say "Feed the hungry". He said "set food prices according to market conditions"

Jesus didn't say "Heal the sick". He said "profit from their illnesses"

Jesus didn't say "the last will be first" Jesus said.."streamline operations to increase profit margins"

Isn't it strange how the right wing capitalists (republicans) claim to
be "the party of God and yet Jesus said "It is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven (libertarians take note)

Jesus was a socialist

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Re: Obviously Jesus was misquoted

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Jesus din't say "Feed the hungry". He said "set food prices according to market conditions"

Jesus didn't say "Heal the sick". He said "profit from their illnesses"

Jesus didn't say "the last will be first" Jesus said.."streamline operations to increase profit margins"

Isn't it strange how the right wing capitalists (republicans) claim to
be "the party of God and yet Jesus said "It is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven (libertarians take note)

Jesus was a socialist

Jesus also said: My way or the highway, or something like that. Therefore he was a fascist. 😛

Re: Obviously Jesus was misquoted

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Jesus din't say "Feed the hungry". He said "set food prices according to market conditions"

Jesus didn't say "Heal the sick". He said "profit from their illnesses"

Jesus didn't say "the last will be first" Jesus said.."streamline operations to increase profit margins"

Isn't it strange how the right wing capitalists (republicans) claim to
be "the party of God and yet Jesus said "It is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven (libertarians take note)

Jesus was a socialist

socialism isnt bad just impractical. so that pretty runs in tandem with most biblical teachings.

. . . so?

Anyone who didn't already think Republicans were hypocrits needs to take their head out of the sand.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
. . . so?

Anyone who didn't already think Republicans were hypocrits needs to take their head out of the sand.

Republicans are no different then Democrats, they are both hypocrites.

To say that a man who lived 2000 years ago was socialist is just stupid. None of these political parties or ideas existed back then.

I'll add, I'm an athiest

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
I'll add, I'm an athiest

I'm a Buddhist. Was Buddha a Socialist?

Jesus this! Jesus that!
I'm sick and tired of you rascals ranting on Christianity, like it's the only messed-up religion in this world.

There's Jediism, Scientology, Buddhism, Satanism, Atheism and all that random brainwashing shit.

Like Arnold said,
"Stop whining."

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Jesus this! Jesus that!
I'm sick and tired of you rascals ranting on Christianity, like it's the only messed-up religion in this world.

There's Jediism, Scientology, Buddhism, Satanism, Atheism and all that random brainwashing shit.

Like Arnold said,
"Stop whining."

😆 I agreed with the fist part of your post. Then when you became guilty of what you were complaining about, you lost me.

Form a more coherent thesis, then try again if you want. Simply making up quotes to replace other words doesn't constitute a rational basis for argument.