Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Absorbing Man is a phucking retard, let's get that out of the way right now. Anything he says is to be taken with a truckload of salt.And, please, tell me how Apoc "crushes" Thor. I can give you over a dozen ways on how Thor crushes Apoc.
By being faster than Wolverine, stronger than Wolverine, more durable than Wolverine, more versatile than Wolverine, more experienced than Wolverine, and of course smarter than Wolverine.