Clone troopers run the gauntlet #3

Clones have:

Obi Wan Kenobi
10 clone troopers
2 galactic marines
2 snipers/heavy weapon clones
1 Arc
1 jet trooper
1 blaze trooper
5 members of the 501st
1 AT-RT

Go 1. Attrition
Go 2. No Attrition

This is in a building with multiple hallways, rooms and hiding spots.
Have 5 hours after each round to plan/rest

1. 45 battle droids
2. 25 super battle droids
3. 5 droidexas
4. 5 managuards
5. 25 stormtroopers
6. An AAT
7. 1 average sith lord from PoD
8. 500 modern day Navy Seals
9. LOTF Luke
10. 300 Yodas
11. Darth Bane w/Orbalisks that protect 100% vs. force powers, blasters, lightsabers, etc. and that covers 100% of his body while still giving him full breathing/movement ability. He also has unlimited stamina.

At the risk of sounding, well, like everyone else... you really need to stop. I don't understand what's so difficult about not making threads for a few days, or at least not making the same kinds of threads over and over and over and over again.

Originally posted by Eminence
At the risk of sounding, well, like everyone else... you really need to stop. I don't understand what's so difficult about not making threads for a few days, or at least not making the same kinds of threads over and over and over and over again.

Sorry...I was just trying to take everyone's mind off of the controversial threads...but whatever, I guess that people actually WANT to argue about that.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Sorry...I was just trying to take everyone's mind off of the controversial threads...but whatever, I guess that people actually WANT to argue about that.

Strangely enough, I think this thread has been done before.

"#3."

It's a threequel!

Cripes!

Originally posted by Eminence
At the risk of sounding, well, like everyone else... you really need to stop. I don't understand what's so difficult about not making threads for a few days, or at least not making the same kinds of threads over and over and over and over again.

yeah the best idea would be to stop making threads for awhile, and just read for a week. You don't have to reply. or if you have any good replys, like as in good replies,
pm someone. Thats what I do on occasion when I don't have time to post.

oh and to like everyone...

why the hell are there so many star wars entity/era/empire vs. the Earth kinda threads? it gets annoying. we should make a Death Star vs. Sun Crusher thread.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Strangely enough, I think this thread has been done before.

You can read my mind. Which I don't like. Srsly, don't do it.

I can't decide this thread unless I know what kind of stress each of the fighters are in, and whether or not they've had a decent breakfast.

I like the jump from American soldiers to Luke Skywalker, to say nothing of several hundred Yodas - against 24 men, only one of whom is Force-sensitive.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I can't decide this thread unless I know what kind of stress each of the fighters are in, and whether or not they've had a decent breakfast.

lol dude I can't decide either, unless I know how many years they have been training. The older their actual age, the better they are.

I also need to know How many battles each individual clone of that platoon/unit, whatever its called has won, and how many years of fighting experience they had.

Have they fought under a Jedi commander before?
Did you interview them on how they felt about that experience?

Do they speak mandarin or cantonese?

Are they martial arts masters? or have just basic hand to hand combat training.

How flexible are they? can they touch their toes?
How high can they kick?

How much ammo does each rifle hold? Do they have spare ammo packs?

Which clones have jetpacks/rockets/blasters etc?

How much weight can they lift? The more water they can carry, the longer they last.

I can't evaluate the outcome unless I have all those answers.

🤣 😛

oh btw, they HAVE to eat fried rice for breakfast, or else they may not fight as well. The fried rice has to have shrimp, peas, ham, eggs, and sauce in it, or the clones won't have enough nutrients. They also have to have a love interest, so they have something to fight for, to boost their morale. 😄

if they win this battle, their families are exempt from paying taxes for 33 years.

ok its sarcasm. maybe I went too far. lol but I have the feeling that your post was sarcastic also

btw, they stop at 9, if not then they die at yoda level.

Yeah, I need DNA scans of all these combatants and a computer to run the data through.

Yeah the dna will help determine if they are corrupted clones like de palpy's clones.

then after that, I will need to know if they have had medical checkups, and how susceptible they are to disease, pain, and hunger.

also the dna samples will show which clone is force sensitive, effectively increasing their stats, helping them fight better.

Sorry: for Yodas I meant just 3.

Against 23 clones and Obi-Wan?

Come on.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Sorry: for Yodas I meant just 3.

thats more like it.. no one can beat 300 yodas. Not even Palpy + LOTF Luke + Bane + Ka'ism

Originally posted by kotorfan
thats more like it.. no one can beat 300 yodas. Not even Palpy + LOTF Luke + Bane + Ka'ism

I created like, a lot of fighting yoda's surrounded by 10 times more trooper recruits. That was so cool.

Originally posted by kotorfan
thats more like it.. no one can beat 300 yodas. Not even Palpy + LOTF Luke + Bane + Ka'ism

What about Palpy + LOTF Luke + Bane + Ka'ism + All of the jedi in the battle of geonosis + the Galactic Empire + Galactus + Superman + Goku + Chuck Norris + Bruce Lee?????

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
What about Palpy + LOTF Luke + Bane + Ka'ism + All of the jedi in the battle of geonosis + the Galactic Empire + Galactus + Superman + Goku + Chuck Norris + Bruce Lee?????

Yodas get obliterated just cuz Bruce Lee is in my sig. lol

Superman is like more powerful than Palps?? but then a force crush would kill him. Goku charges a kamehameha and takes out like 50 Yodas, a spirit bomb takes out 100 more, and Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks the ground, that creates a shockwave, anihilating 10 Yodas. The Geonosis Jedi die real fast, and LOTF Luke + Bane and all those in the first line creates a black hole to suck the remaining yoda's up.

then after all that, Yoda appears again, cuz those were all clones..