The Empire vs. Earth

Since I'm feeling like an ass today, I figured we'd do this:

The Empire circa Dark Empire, with Palpatine's "new technologies with which to wage war against the New Republic", Palpatine's small army of dark side adepts, the Eclipse warships, and finally, Palpatine himself at the height of his powers.

Versus Earth.

Assume that Earth is united into a coalition commanded by the "tactical genius" of George W. Bush (I believe Hewhoknowsnothing referred to him as such).

Discuss.

See?

This is an INTENTIONAL spite, even if mine were an ACCIDENTAL spite, that doesn't give you the right to insult me.

Why are you feeling like an ass Gideon? Everything okay?

Originally posted by mattatom
Why are you feeling like an ass Gideon? Everything okay?

I hate stupid people.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsnothing
The New Republic beat the Empire, sure it wasn't via military might but it doesn't matter HOW they won; they won.

Understood.

Good thing I'm safe-ish.

I don't hate them I just have a dislike for them if they don't smarten up after making a few fairspite threads.

I believe they deserve scorn. And not for being wrong, but for how he's gone about this.

Fair comment; i see your point but don't necessarily fully agree, i haven't read all the posts, but the main theme seems to be.
Someone [Gideon,Janus] come up with a valid counter argument, with a few descriptive words and his response is "Insulting me again!". As he can't counter it.

Bruce Willis and the Cracked Team solo this shit.

Janus and I have thrown barbs at him. But that's after he has repeatedly rejected logic of all forms, shapes, and sizes.

Originally posted by Eminence
Bruce Willis and the Cracked Team solo this shit.

Don't forget Samuel Jackson, unless he is on the 'Cracked Team'.

Originally posted by Gideon
Since I'm feeling like an ass today.

You're always an ass.

nah, ur cool. plz fall of cliff tho.

lol @ slash.

dude Gideon you should stop insulting him. This comes really close to bashing (if it isn't already) You might be reported by someone around here... just warning ya.

I should report all their asses. Lucien, Gideon, Janus, Slash (I think?), mattatom, and... other people.

Jerks.

Flaccid little pi- oh wait, nevermind.

Originally posted by Eminence
I should report all their asses. Lucien, Gideon, Janus, Slash (I think?), mattatom, and... other people.

Jerks.

Do it! Then there will be about 3-4 posters here.

Originally posted by kotorfan
lol @ slash.

dude Gideon you should stop insulting him. This comes really close to bashing (if it isn't already) You might be reported by someone around here... just warning ya.

I'll take my chances.

Actually, Earth wins any battle against the Empire.

Anyone care to argue that I'm wrong?

I don't think this is an 'argue' thread.

Originally posted by Gideon
I'll take my chances.

lol this is ironic. Check out Eminence's post. well u probably already have but w/e.

Originally posted by kotorfan
lol this is ironic. Check out Eminence's post. well u probably already have but w/e.

It's called sarcasm.

If you'd like to report me, though, please feel free.