Kevin Costner's Robin Hood Versus Russel Crowe's Robin Hood

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages

Kevin Costner's Robin Hood Versus Russel Crowe's Robin Hood

I think it's a no brainer that Russel Crowe's Robin Hood would lay a heavy smackdown on Costner's Robin Hood. Crowe's movie hasn't even come out, but having been in Master And Commander and Gladiator alone give him huge man points.

Here's the deal: No bows, no arrows, just two guys in tights in a forest clearing. Crowe's stare alone would make Costner puddle in his pants.

So...

it's just Russell Crowe vs Kevin Costner?

Isn't that obvious?

Originally posted by Quincy
So...

it's just Russell Crowe vs Kevin Costner?

Isn't that obvious?

No, because they are in a forest wearing tights. Did I not make that clear??? 😕

1) Crowe takes off tights

2) Crowe strangles Costner with tights for not having an English accent in Robin Hood.

Crowe's Robin Hood isn't even out, yet.

Originally posted by Impediment
Crowe's Robin Hood isn't even out, yet.

****, did you even read the first post???

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
****, did you even read the first post???

No shit, skater boi. So where does your basis for comparison come from, Big P?

Originally posted by Impediment
No shit, skater boi. So where does your basis for comparison come from, Big P?

I stated that Crowe was in movies like Gladiator and Master And Commander, which gives him heavy man points. The fact that I didn't even bother stating Costner films is a testament that he's never played a kick ass role like Crowe has. And the fact that Robtard took this thread seriously validates it's appropriateness to this forum.

I share your enthusiasm, sir. However, wouldn't it be a trifle unfair to wage characters together when we don't even know what Crowe has done on film, yet?

You wanna know who could take both, no problem? This bad mutha f*cka:

Originally posted by Impediment
I share your enthusiasm, sir. However, wouldn't it be a trifle unfair to wage characters together when we don't even know what Crowe has done on film, yet?

No, because even if Crowe turns out to be a one legged Robin Hood who is mildly retarded, he'd still put Costner's Robin Hood to shame. Maybe I'm biased.

These guys would pwn both of them:

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
These guys would pwn both of them:

YouTube video

Possibly, possibly.

Originally posted by Impediment
You wanna know who could take both, no problem? This bad mutha f*cka:

This is true.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, because even if Crowe turns out to be a one legged Robin Hood who is mildly retarded, he'd still put Costner's Robin Hood to shame. Maybe I'm biased.

Crowehood will be one part Romper Stomper, one part Master and Commander and two parts Gladiator. /end fact

So he can't lose here.

Oooooooo he was BADDDDDDDDDD in Romper Stomper, Costner has no chance, he would be too distracted wondering why Bryan Adams was walking through the forest with a guitar singing.

2) Crowe strangles Costner with tights for not having an English accent in Robin Hood.

But Crowe is AusTRALiannnnnnnn, as is Maid Marian.

Originally posted by MildPossession

But Crowe is AusTRALiannnnnnnn, as is Maid Marian.

And I'll bet what little is left of your anal virginity that Crowe does at least a half-way decent English accent, unlike Costner who well, basically played Keven Costner.

Robin Hood is an *******.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Crowe takes off tights

2) Crowe strangles Costner with tights for not having an English accent in Robin Hood.


"what makes you think the people will listen to you?"

*looks at camera* "because, unlike some other robin hoods, I can speak with an english accent."

Russel Crowes Robin Hood would definitely pwn Costners Robin Hood. Russel Crowe smokes cigarettes and smashes people with telephones.

Kevin Costner is balding.