is it true that george lucas raped indy

*Awaits Llama trip*

It doesn't just come to you, you know.

It does if it spits in your eyes.

Then it comes to you real fast.

But you have to find a way to make it angry first. I doesn't spit at anyone.

*Kicks Llama in the nutsack, then shows it how it'll be portrayed in Indy VI*

Nope.... doesn't respond.

*Tells it all the LOST spoilers available, then shows it Indy IV, Pearl Harbour, Transformers 2, followed by letting it know that Speilbayski corps' "Life and times of Alfred Llama" will have the lead role played by a CGI groundhog.*

Still nothing.

*Uses lady Llama as bait*

(The Llama will be super pissed, when it finds out that I arranged him a date with a post op transexual Llama....I'll let him know the next morning...that should do it..)

He likes transsexual llamas

*Tells him who is doing the remake of The Birds.*

WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!! Run away!!!!

*Sits, waits and expects acid Llama spit and massive hallucinogenic trip*

*sadako enters the ultimate trip heaven, meets Jim Morrison*

Riddddddddddddddddddde the Snake/Llama, baby......

I am the Llama King... I can do anything.

The LEDS......they're sooooooooo blue.........

The Blue LEDdus.... is calling us...

I see a red door and I want it painted Blue LED.....

😂