is it true that george lucas raped indy

Ali usually used more words than that.

For real....

And he'd usually back those millions of words up too.

Quite.

HE'd have never been raped by SS/GL.

Nope, he'd go Ali bumbayeh on their butts.

That'd be a great youtube classic. 1967 ALi versus both Speilberg and Lucas for 15 rounds with no 3 knockdown rule.

15? You'd think they'd last one?

He may go to the body for 14 rounds and 2 mins and 40 secs until he goes to the head and delivers the knockouts.

He may just deliver a few harmful shots, then backing off to save the opponent from unconciousness, prolonging the torture like he did against Floyd Patterson.

If Ali saw Indy IV, or the first two episodes of the Prequel trilogy of SW, I'd say that that would be the expected outcome.

So he'd go for mash and pulp in the first 14 rounds and for humiliation in the 15th?

Absolutely.
And his pre-fight predictive poem, most likely would be:
"At the sound of the bell, LFL will catch hell."

I look forward to it.

*Books Queeq, himself, and Kasenji ringside seats*

(And advises rain macs for the inevitable blood drizzle that would eminate from within the ring)

I'll bring an umbrella as well.

Wise.

It's gonna be worth it.

Queeq! Youre good with cameras.......... 😖hifty:
If you record it you could watch it over and over and over, like we would have with Indy IV if only it wasnt mind numbing, synapse destroyng bum-filthery of the lowest order.

Ah, yes, we should shoot it in HD, high speed. So we can the splatters in perfect slow motion... It'll be a hit.

😄

I can see you enjoying it already.

Post-District 9 trailer levels of anticipation. ✅

Cause the champ would also be able to exact revenge on Lucas and Speilberg for outdoing the release of "The Greatest" in 1977.