Samus Aran vs Sephiroth [TWIST!]

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

As per the rules of the thread, the loser /must comply with the terms/ Sephiroth is looking at a night of plumber crack if he doesn't top Samus.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Sephiroth is gay. he wanted cloud to bend down so he can tea bag him.

NemeBro Senior Member

Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Phanteros
Sephiroth is gay. he wanted cloud to bend down so he can tea bag him.

Are you mistaking your mother for Sephiroth again? Not his fault she's a creepy Seph fan who meets Cloud when your dad isn't looking.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by NemeBro
Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is.
how come he wanted cloud to bend down and beg? sounds a bit gay to me, very hard gay.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity
Originally posted by NemeBro
Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is.

They both kinda have an obsession with each other.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Phanteros
how come he wanted cloud to bend down and beg? sounds a bit gay to me, very hard gay.

So if you were king, you wouldn't want people bowing down to you?

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Are you mistaking your mother for Sephiroth again? Not his fault she's a creepy Seph fan who meets Cloud when your dad isn't looking.
aahh chucks. i was reffering to how your mom gets when she gets drag of her corner of the rode by a blond hair man.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
They both kinda have an obsession with each other.
To be fair Cloud kind of has killed Sephiroth and foiled his plans. Three times. 馃槓

I can see the point of Sephiroth's obsession.

But Cloud...He had three girls and one large black man lusting after his Buster Sword, and the fool wouldn't shut his damn mouth about Sephiroth and his long sword. 馃槵

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So if you were king, you wouldn't want people bowing down to you?
yep then i will want them to skin a bunch of cats in my honor and burn twilight books.

K1ll3r Bleh

This thread has NOT derailed at all...

Also, Sephiroths hair strangles the judges and Sephiroth laughs.

Samus and Sephiroth then have fun doing things together...in some sort of chamber...with bedding or some such thing.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Samus blasts him apart if he tries anything, imho.

K1ll3r Bleh
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Samus blasts him apart if he tries anything, imho.

Why, she probably hasn't been given a release...ever.

Sephiroth could cater to her every need via the use of Mime and shapeshifting.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

o.o; Becuz. Sephiroth is made of creepy alien goo cells. She has standards, that's why she's solo. <_<!

Besides, that's not what the thread's for. D:<

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by K1ll3r
Why, she probably hasn't been given a release...ever.

Sephiroth could cater to her every need via the use of Mime and shapeshifting.

so can Alex Mercer but he isn't in this thread.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Phanteros
so can Alex Mercer but he isn't in this thread.
Wtf? 馃槓

Peach mordrem

What the everloving ****...

I mean, this thread, I don't even...

Closing. Because you guys don't know how to not derail shit to death.