Billy Mays Found Dead

"TMZ has confirmed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead today in his home in Tampa, Florida early this morning. According to the Tampa PD, the 50-year-old TV pitchman was found unresponsive by his wife Deborah at 7:45 AM. TMZ has learned Mays' body has already been removed from his home. Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he shot a new OxiClean commercial. He was a passenger aboard a plane that suffered a blown front tire upon landing. He told a local TV station, "All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head." We're told Mays was at his home around 6:00 PM last night, and according to a source Mays was "acting fine and normal ... he was talking business with his father-in-law." According to cops, there are no signs of forced entry to the residence and no foul play is suspected. The Medical Examiner's office is expected to complete the autopsy by tomorrow afternoon. Billy's wife Deborah just released the following statement: Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times. Story developing ..."

Seriously, what's with everyone dropping dead all of a sudden =/....

Sully killed him.

Originally posted by Ban Mido
Seriously, what's with everyone dropping dead all of a sudden =/....

Thousands of people die every day. This isn't happening "all of a sudden"

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
Thousands of people die every day. This isn't happening "all of a sudden"

However only a fraction of people in the world are internationally famous. Three of them dying in one week is pretty amazing. Add in the increased health services available to them and it's even stranger.

most be a government conspiracy to kill off all the has bn and D-list celebrities.. 😖hifty:

He yelled a lot. Let this be a reminder, yelling kills.

I didn't want him to die. I will admit I didn't like his commercials.

Don't yell at me or sing to me. I will buy your product if I feel like it.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
most be a government conspiracy to kill off all the has bn and D-list celebrities.. 😖hifty:

Moist? 😄

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
However only a fraction of people in the world are internationally famous. Three of them dying in one week is pretty amazing. Add in the increased health services available to them and it's even stranger.

Meh, Fawcett had cancer and it was expected she'd succumb soon. McMahon was ancient. Caradin's was an accident. MJ, looks like drugs.

Really nothing strange about it.

Mays, I suspect poisoning from excessive Oxiclean exposure. This is just a theory though.

I believe this man is responsible.

Originally posted by Röland
I believe this man is responsible.

Isn't he still in jail for solicitation of a prostitute?

Originally posted by The Scribe
Isn't he still in jail for solicitation of a prostitute?

the most obvious suspect... 😖hifty: good eye their Columbo, nice detective work.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/billy%20mays/Superfag101/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg

Billy Mays, he's not my lover

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Billy Mays, he's not my lover

Looks like Michael Jackson took Mays' soul with him.

You know, this hit me harder than MJ dying.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You know, this hit me harder than MJ dying.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You know, this hit me harder than MJ dying.

The man did give the world Oxiclean; it cleans with the power of oxygen. Understandable.

Oh Billy, what would my c**-stained pants be without you?

Only bad news this week. Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays 🙁
Farrah Fawcett had cancer but Jackson's death is still suspicious.

Oh dear...the 'drop dead' week. I suspect voodoo.

Ed McMahon and Billy Mays 🙁

Why cant any of the douche celebrities die like Sean Penn or Bill Maher