Johnny Depp may cause immoral thoughts

I found this article just now...thought you guys should read it:

The Chinese government has moved to ban images of Paris Hilton, Garfield, roast pork and Johnny Depp because they may be damaging to your moral health.

All personal computers sold in China from July 1 will now have to have special internet filter software installed, which is designed to block pornographic and violent images.

Once installed, the software allegedly blocks a number of innocent images along with the naughty ones. That includes cartoon pictures of a fat cat, flesh coloured images of cooked meat and… Johnny Depp’s face.

Anyone who can see how those three images are related in any sensical way gets a gold star from us.

Source: http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=430614&showcomments=true&rss=yes

That is so STUPID! why ban Johnny? Pairs I can see Garfiled??? what are they smoking???

they must have engineered some strong ass weed or something to make them do that
China needs to stop while theyre ahead of themselves
soon theyll be making everyone blind themselves or some sort of crazy move like that

theyre just jealous that Johnny's so incredibly sexy and hes not Chinese so they feel the need to block him from the innocent civilians

oh yeah
hes givin me immoral thougths alright..........
so immoral.............droolio

Love "that ACDC Chick"s post. yeh immoral thoughts mmm. =P But really how sad and stupid is that?!?

oh wow, acdc if only you knew how Chiki-like that was.....man.....uh, definitely need some orbit thread going on right now...

holy crap, i thought the chinese govt was messed up before, but now...thats just sick...

I wouldn't have thought Johnny had much in common with Garfield until now. I mean...now I'm imagining him eating lasagna and since Garfield is a cat, he wears no clothes, which means Johnny in my mind is eating lasagna naked...

Wow i just laughed out loud willo... needdd oorrbbbiittt....

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I wouldn't have thought Johnny had much in common with Garfield until now. I mean...now I'm imagining him eating lasagna and since Garfield is a cat, he wears no clothes, which means Johnny in my mind is eating lasagna naked...

i can just see him holding Pookie while doing so😊

PALET CLENSER!!!!!

Oh my gosh, Pookie! Yes! Someone needs to draw that and scan it in for all of us.

Sad Johnny: (cuddles Pookie) I hate Mondays.

Naked Willo: I brought you some lasagna, Johnny, but I don't want you to soil your clothes.

Johnny: (can't think when there's lasagna around) You're right! (throws off clothes, scarfs down lasagna and is even nice to Odie for the day)

Odie would be Turner of course 😂

So who would be Nermal? Remember, Nermal is a male (I know, I know). And Jon?

that would probably be the monkey Jack

and i see Jon as maybe Davy Jones

haha! davy jones!!

im proud of you acdc, you're catchin on here quick 😉

Lol, Davy Jones? He's going to have to work on his patience with Jack then!

Davy Jones: Come on, then, Jack! Up and at 'em!

Jack: (in his little cat box bed covered up) Nooooo! Sleeeeeepping!

Davy Jones: If ye don't come out, it's 100 years of service!

Jack: (springs up fast as lightning) I'm up! I'm up!

LMAO!

i'm sorry - johnny depp may cause immoral thoughts?

who are they thinking is not going to spazz out over johnny depp -- someone in a coma?

a vegetable?

a slug?

"may" is probably the worst word to use here. "inevitably" or "forgone conclusion" work much better.

and you guys gotta remember, davy jones is like, mean.
and jon is like, trying, but just not all there. i call for a change of casting.

tia dalma for jack's veternarian. jon has a major crush on her.
everyone knows that garfield is a) smarter b)sexier c)more sarcastic and d) can take more than jon can. how about turner as jon. that leaves odie open - which i suggest goes to beckett. who else wants to be jack sparrow?

pookie has got to be elizabeth. or maybe elizabeth is the lasagna?

or maybe both. because garfield loves pookie with warm fuzzies but he loves lasagna passionately.

now nermal... someone that slightly annoys jack because jack notices that that nermal is a better, if much less entertaining, cat. gibbs? or jack's dad?

hmmm... some things to think about. 😄 😄

Liz as lasagna. Works for me.

Sirius! It's been too long!

Sirius! i love your siggy, avvy, and anything on ur profile thats supernatural <3

@ tramps : ahah, yes. supernatural equals love. and dean winchester = my dream dude. i absolutely love this topic. it's so delightfully insane. 😄

@ willo : liz is lasagna. 😉

thank you my luffs for welcoming me!!

ETA : you know, it would probably be better if they let everyone see paris. because the more people that look at her and see "why the hell is she a celebrity?!", the sooner the public will not be able to stand her. HAHA!!! my evil plan is working!! *rubs hands together and strokes fluffy white cat.*