SUV battle....

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

SUV battle....

John McClane and Dr. Robert Neville (I am Legend) face off in a demolition derby to the death. They are both driving 4x4 Chevrolet Suburbans. Battle takes place on the pier where Robert Neville went suicidal against the dark seekers. Who wins?

McClane.

Luck, experience, and damage soak ftw.

I'm leaning towards Neville, he took out a shitload of death seekers. Though Mac did take out a chopper with a car.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm leaning towards Neville, he took out a shitload of death seekers.
I have no doubt McClane could do the same feat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Though Mac did take out a chopper with a car.
That he did.

Lets edit a bit:

McClane is just going about his business and BAM Neville is on him. Neville is in the same state of mind he is after Sam dies.

Will Smith might be the next Captain America, so I am going with him because it is almost July 4th.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Will Smith might be the next Captain America
😘

Originally posted by Darth Martin
😘

What? He's not going to play some Tuskagee Chump like Isaiah Bradley. I doubt he'll be in it though, more of a joke than fact.

He better not be. CA was white, right?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I doubt he'll be in it though, more of a joke than fact.
We can only pray and hope.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He better not be. CA was white, right?
Aryan, in fact. 😉

There are just some characters whose races and skin colors shouldn't be messed with.

Shaft should not be white. Bond not black. Cap is no exception.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Aryan, in fact. 😉
See, I hate that shit, when a developed character is altered like that.

I don't really have a problem with Cap turning black. I have a problem with Nick Fury turning into Sam Jackson because he's an established character with a tangible backstory. Cap is more of an archtype.

Well, I just think that the producers should stay true to the character.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I don't really have a problem with Cap turning black. I have a problem with Nick Fury turning into Sam Jackson because he's an established character with a tangible backstory. Cap is more of an archtype.

Ultimate Nick Fury was based off of Samuel L Jackson. So I guess the movie studios opted to cast the one that was based off an actor rather than finding a new person to play the white dude. Though if they ever decide to put Beyonder in a movie, they have to cast Donny Osmond. We all know that's who Marvel based him off of.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm leaning towards Neville, he took out a shitload of death seekers. Though Mac did take out a chopper with a car.

McClane for same reasons.

Its easy to SUV a bus queue full of vampzombies.

But taking down a chopper in midair,and fitting a whole SUV neatly into the anus of a female assassin is way more prescise/impressive.

Yeah I guess. But Neville would surely win a death race ✅

I have a feeling that McClane'd take that too. The fact that he is better at aiming his vehicle, suggests that he'll be able to target the elderly, the children and other high point earners.