Chewbacca vs Jawa and Tusken Raider and Ewok

Ok so here is the deal..

We got a Jawa a Tusken Raider and a Ewok teaming up together to fight against the evil tyranny of Chewbacca!

This is done on an Exploding Invisible Hand

SO Who Wins.

1 - Blasters

2 - Melee

3 - Spitting Contest (Target is ESB Yoda)

WHO WINS!

WHO KNOWS!

the way george lucas writes these things it could go any way.

Ewok solos.

In BF2, Jawas always beat Tusken Raiders, so Jawas win.

But they're not fighting eachother...

Anyhow, I'd say ESB Yoda wins the third round for sure.

Realistically, Chewbacca wins 2, loses 1 and wtf 3.

Fools. It is obvious the Ewok would win. Here is the reason. First, the Ewok has the unnatural ability to be unable to get shot. Every blaster bolt misses them. Second there are only three ways to kill an Ewok. First the Perilous laughing spell second getting blasted by a blaster canon, however, the ewoks natural resistance to blster bolts works somewhat on blaster canons causing them to almost always miss and in the rare accurance it does hit an ewok there is a 50% chance the Ewok lives as we see in RotJ. Finally you can drop really big rocks on them.

Another reason Ewoks would win is due to their unnatural strength. They can kill a full grown and armoured man simply bi hitting him several times with a stick. Or by trowing a single small stone at him.

How Ewoks aquired these powers is unknown. But it is belived they are descended from Simon

Wow we're going by BF2? Chewbacca can take 50 shots and still stay standing. Oh, Tuskens OWN Jawas. A Tusken in TPM took out a podracer from a good 350 ft.

Ewoks are the only ones who stand a chance because I heard Chewbacca takes quadruple damage from tribal spears and sharp rocks.

ESB Yoda? gtfospite

As for 3, ESB Yoda could use the force to enhance his spits into force spit hurls, so yeah Yoda PWNS.

Originally posted by The Ground
Wow we're going by BF2? Chewbacca can take 50 shots and still stay standing. Oh, Tuskens OWN Jawas. A Tusken in TPM took out a podracer from a good 350 ft.

Ewoks are the only ones who stand a chance because I heard Chewbacca takes quadruple damage from tribal spears and sharp rocks.

ESB Yoda? gtfospite

LMFAO....

Then Jar Jar Binks comes in and uses his Powers of Failure to kill everything in sight.

PIS