Ghostbusters vs Lord Voldemort

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Sirius Black comes to NYC and seeks out the Ghostbusters help. Apparently he wants to spare his nephew of the need to kill, what a good uncle. So he goes to the old firehouse where they are located, and give Pete, Ego, Ray and Winston a basic profile of who Tom Riddle is and what he can do. Peter figures that since his body is only a magical construct, Voldemort counts as a possesor spirit which that can blast into a trapbox without doing any damage to a real body. So they go to England and have one day to research futher and prep against him. Who wins?

Voldemort gets sucked into a trap by the sound of it.

These quotes say it all.

Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

Dr. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
[Charges at Venkman]
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

Winston Zeddemore: I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white.

Dr. Peter Venkman: All right, this chick is TOAST. Okay; sticks?
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: HOLDIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Heat 'em up!
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: SMOKIN'!
Dr. Peter Venkman: MAKE 'EM HARD!
Dr Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore: READY!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown.

Peter Venkman: Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

Dana: Okay, but after dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
Peter Venkman: Oh, no! I have all NEW cheap moves.

Prosecutor: So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?
Peter Venkman: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?

Assuming the magical construct theory is sound, I'd say a surprised Voldemort AK's at least one, possibly Winston, then gets trapped.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Assuming the magical construct theory is sound, I'd say a surprised Voldemort AK's at least one, possibly Winston, then gets trapped.

I see how it is......Your just like everyone else in Hollywood that kills the black guy in a movie. 😠

Winstons the ****ing man.

Originally posted by Bloinky
I see how it is......Your just like everyone else in Hollywood that kills the black guy in a movie. 😠

Oh pfft, you know that's the only reason he was in the original concept until Bill and the others had a novel concept and actually let the black man live.

You guys have the theory all wrong. Black guys don't die in every movie, just the shitty horror movies/sci-fi movies. With the exception of LL Cool J in Deep blue sea. But he was a badass chef in that one.

Originally posted by omgchos
You guys have the theory all wrong. Black guys don't die in every movie, just the shitty horror movies/sci-fi movies. With the exception of LL Cool J in Deep blue sea. But he was a badass chef in that one.

Oh wait, Don't forget the black guy in the movie, Evolution, but he was a ***** anyways haha.

True.

Cross the streams. Nuff said.

The Ghostbusters are out of shape and slow. Voldemort apparates around, death spelling all of them until he gets to Bill Murray's character, Imperius's him, makes him walk into the path of an oncoming bus.

The Ghostbusters have fought Gods and won.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The Ghostbusters have fought Gods and won.

You really think they will be able to track Voldemort? He will be apparating around like Nightcrawler, and his attacks will be even more deadly because he can attack from twenty or thirty feet away. the Ghistbusters, with those heavy ass backpacks, and being slow as hell to begin with, dont have a chance here.

Hmm.....Thread idea 😖hifty:

Egon'd think of a way.

Besides, if this Voldemort guy is even even LOCAL when those streams cross, his ass is charred back to whenever his ass came from.

Just cross the streams.

Indeed that should do it.

Cross them directly in his arse.

No one could take that......

...........except Ted Haggard, of course.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Egon'd think of a way.

Besides, if this Voldemort guy is even even LOCAL when those streams cross, his ass is charred back to whenever his ass came from.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Voldy apparates behind them, fiendfyre, indo story. Egon can think all day, no way he thinks of a way around that.

Seriously though, Egon and Ray are geniuses with tons of experiance. They have the tactical advantage.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
He could build a giant trap box the size of a barn door. 😛

Seriously though, Egon and Ray are geniuses with tons of experiance. They have the tactical advantage.

This is the most one sided thread of all time.

The Ghostbusters entering this battle, well, here:

Pain lent out by Sir Voldemort, in spades.