Happy Gilmore versus The Waterboy....
Happy Gilmore is putting on the 12th hole of the U.S. open, and he hears some fool babbling about alligator teeth. Looking over, he sees The Waterboy, and tells him to STFU. The Waterboy says "But momma says alligators have too many teeth."
Happy says "Your mother is a stupid whore!!!"
The Waterboy goes ape shit and charges Gilmore, and the fight is on.
Who wins?