Happy Gilmore versus The Waterboy....

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Happy Gilmore versus The Waterboy....

Happy Gilmore is putting on the 12th hole of the U.S. open, and he hears some fool babbling about alligator teeth. Looking over, he sees The Waterboy, and tells him to STFU. The Waterboy says "But momma says alligators have too many teeth."

Happy says "Your mother is a stupid whore!!!"

The Waterboy goes ape shit and charges Gilmore, and the fight is on.

Who wins?

Happy Gilmore got into a fight with Bob Barker and lived.

But he got pwned. Waterboy is in rage mode, mind you.

Waterboy for the win. He's got better durability and strength. Unless Happy gets his hands on a golf club.

Dude.

Happy actually was able to take Bob Barker down, if only momentarily.

Plus he killed a gator with his bare hands. 1337.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dude.

Happy actually was able to take Bob Barker down, if only momentarily.

Plus he killed a gator with his bare hands. 1337.

Sh!t, you're right. I forgot about the gator.

Bob Barker steps in and biatch slaps the waterboy..

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dude.

Happy actually was able to take Bob Barker down, if only momentarily.

Plus he killed a gator with his bare hands. 1337.

happy got his ass kicked by his boss at the begining of the movie the one with the needle in his head. waterboy would take gilmore's boss down if he made fun of his mamma.

Waterboy would win in a fight.

Happy Gilmore is the better movie though.

Originally posted by Quincy
Waterboy would win in a fight.

Happy Gilmore is the better movie though.

check out my thread below waterboy vs forest gump. post who do you think would win

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t520825.html

Are you kidding me dude? Get the **** out of here.

Originally posted by Quincy
Are you kidding me dude? Get the **** out of here.
read what its about 1st.

Well...since it's been necro'd.

Originally posted by Quincy
Waterboy would win in a fight.

Happy Gilmore is the better movie though.

Originally posted by chomperx9
happy got his ass kicked by his boss at the begining of the movie the one with the needle in his head. waterboy would take gilmore's boss down if he made fun of his mamma.

Bobby's a charger, and while he's shown some outrageous feats while enraged, they've all been one-shot events. He has not one single decent showing of a lasting battle. If the waterboy manages to get the drop on Happy, then he can probably win, but if not Happy will take him down.

Never showed if Waterboy can take a punch.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Well...since it's been necro'd.

Bobby's a charger, and while he's shown some outrageous feats while enraged, they've all been one-shot events. He has not one single decent showing of a lasting battle. If the waterboy manages to get the drop on Happy, then he can probably win, but if not Happy will take him down.

makes sense there. if happy throws the 1st punch he would win for sure. but if happy is just standing there making fun of waterboys mamma happy goes down.

Waterboy

Hell, the dude did a powerbomb to a football player.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Waterboy

Hell, the dude did a powerbomb to a football player.

which he copied from captain insano

Captain Insano shows NO mercy.