Prehistoric Sewer Monster Caught on Video

Yeah apparently so...heres a little quote on the "lifeform"

"An aquatic specialist from the DOW confirmed that what the camera had discovered was actually a Bryozoan, a primitive life form that, as a species, is over 350 million years old.

The Bryozoans are collections of smaller organisms that filter food out of the water supply, and they are an extremely primitive "animal" life form.

Bryozoans aren't harmful, although they can occasionally clog water pipes.

For now, the Crestview water system isn't going to do anything about the animal in it's pipes."

Here is the video.

YouTube video

And a link: http://www.kdvr.com/kdvr-prehistoricsewermonstercaug-5439314,0,673974.story

Discuss.

So basically it's a large slime mold during it's slug stage. I'm unimpressed.

Looks more like the inside of a human body than a sewer to me...

Here are some links about the animal colony.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/local/story/812094.html

"It's really a colony of prehistoric creatures known either as bryozoans or moss animalcules, thousands of wormlike animals, biologists report. Clustered together in a glistening mass, they feed through tentacles on whatever floats past. More common in ponds, they have turned up in a set of sanitary sewer pipes under one of the country's oldest shopping centers."

"If they were to take on the qualities of a Sewer Monster, it would be a very slow attack. Bryozoans move 1 to 10 centimeters a day, Kwak said."

http://www.digtriad.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=126601&catid=57

looks like that fungussy crap from the Super Mario Bros. movie.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
So basically it's a large slime mold during it's slug stage. I'm unimpressed.

No, they are part of the animal kingdom. I believe that share the superphyla that also contains annelids, which these remind me of, to a certain extent.

like, at first i thought i was staring at some wretched balls, but then i was all like word i know what dat is, it's just an gnarly std

You motherf**kers gots rick rollled, manG

Nasty.

But unimpressive.

needs moar sharp teeth

Tubifex worms AKA Sewage worms.

Fail hoax is fail.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Tubifex worms AKA Sewage worms.

Fail hoax is fail.

No.

It wasn't a hoax. It was newbz.

Looks like something Michael Moore should investigate

since it was found in a sewer. I think this proves alien life has colonized Earth. that is definitely not from no humans colon.

I'd hit it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd hit it.

Way ahead of you.

Originally posted by jaden101
Way ahead of you.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
sick

Don't look all disgusted...I wore a rubber.

But now I get sloppy seconds. 😬 But at least you armored up, so it's practically still a virgin.

I've seen more impressive worms in my reef aquarium (when I used to keep one). Some ****ers would extent over a foot at night out their burrow, looking for food (aka fish poop).

Originally posted by Robtard
I've seen more impressive worms in my reef aquarium (when I used to keep one). Some ****ers would extent over a foot at night out their burrow, looking for food (aka fish poop).

Robtard, what exactly is your avitar of?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Robtard, what exactly is your avitar of?