Make a team to beat Horror Earth! · Movie Versus Forum

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins are two awesome authors that you may dig, Daddio.. Mind expanding stuff right up there with Hawking. They really know how to capture the imagination as well as showing you a radically different way to looking at things that put the earth and indeed the universe in a whole new perspective for you than a book about kid wizards ever could.
(Although I appreciate the need for fiction in any self respecting reader's collection too, of course.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Azkaban.

I've only seen the first three, and that's the one I least liked. I suppose the stories get better for you as the years go by and the characters mature?

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Nah, most of them are stuck on autopiliot. I recently read a Harry Potter crossover that is actually far superior to the official series: http://www.ficwad.com/story/84168

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Darth Martin
I've only seen the first three, and that's the one I least liked. I suppose the stories get better for you as the years go by and the characters mature?

I like Sirius, and he is in full psycho mode in Azkaban.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

LOL Been sometime since I saw that. Thanks for linking!
And very true..!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: Make a team to beat Horror Earth!

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
No more than 5 people to solo the following(And they have two months to do it):
All Hammer Horror monsters and villains
All Universal Monsters and villains
Godzilla
Cloverfield Monster
10,000 Romero Zombies
Freddy Krueger
The Cenobites
Michael Myers(Classic)
Jason Voorhees(Classic)
TDK Joker
10 Xenomorphs

Ok bitches, here's my team:

Voldemort
Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange
Severus Snape
Lucius Malfoy
😄

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Voldemort: Looksie bitches, there is a muggle now!

*Teleports right near him*

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

Jason: *Shrugs off death spell.Punches Riddles head off*

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like Sirius, and he is in full psycho mode in Azkaban.

I was very disapointed to find out Sirius wasn't a serial killer and was framed. An idea of a wizard going on a killing spree was intriguing........while it lasted. Then I find out he's Potter's uncle. 👇

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

When you think about it, Harry Potter could actually work better if it was labeled as sci fi instead of fantasy.

-The magic in the Potterverse is biological instead of being granted by higher powers. That means it's a naturally occuring phenomenon or is transmitted through a carrier field.

-The Wizards culture is so backwards and racist because of their magic use that it could be an interesting anthropology study.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Voldemort: Looksie bitches, there is a muggle now!
*Teleports right near him*
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Jason: *Shrugs off death spell.Punches Riddles head off*

Nah, Voldemort hovers Jason into a nearby stream, Jason turns into a blubbering child, he is out of the battle.

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Yeah, but wouldn't Voldemort mistake him for a regular zombie(Inferi) and assume that he has no mind to speak of? He wouldn't know Jason was afraid of water if he didn't legilimins him first.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

If I were him, I'd legilimens every human/zombie in sight before attacking.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
When you think about it, Harry Potter could actually work better if it was labeled as sci fi instead of fantasy.

Depends on what you mean by "work better". Changing the genre name wouldn't make me purchase a Potter ticket.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Another thing, first time the death spell has no effect on Jason, Voldy is gonna say "Shit, that mother****er aint right."

Jason sleeps with the fishes.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jason sleeps with the fishes.

Spectacular film. 😉

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Depends on what you mean by "work better". Changing the genre name wouldn't make me purchase a Potter ticket.

I meant shifting the emphasis from swords and sorcery to the actual process of how magic works, and stuff like that. I'm not saying the tomes should be rewritten.

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Another thing, first time the death spell has no effect on Jason, Voldy is gonna say "Shit, that mother****er aint right."
Jason sleeps with the fishes.

Like that hasn't been tried before. Jason has a killer regenerative ability, like a minor league Wolverine.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Like that hasn't been tried before. Jason has a killer regenerative ability, like a minor league Wolverine.

And what is Jason's history with water, if I might ask? How does he react to it?

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

He usually lays dormant until an electrical current runs through the water and he is compelled to leave for some reason. Freddy Krueger turned him into a whimpering idiot when he found out his weakness though. Per the rules of the thread, Jason has to be utterly destroyed so a water grave doesn't count.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Generally, water is his kryptonite, so to speak.