April O'Neal vs Lois Lane

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PRAYERRUN Senior Member

April O'Neal vs Lois Lane

1.who gets the story?
2. who wins the fight?

NemeBro Senior Member

The b1tch from Ninja Turtles? 😐

Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

1) Lois.
2) April.

<3 TMNT. 😛

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

yeah just wondering...

SamZED Senior Member

In 2nd scenario we win.

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

ok I meant in a NON-sexual way not that.

illadelph12 aka Rakim Illa

Lois would get the story, but April would win the fight imo.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
ok I meant in a NON-sexual way not that.

There is a non-sexual way? 😕

illadelph12 aka Rakim Illa

Heh.

Cartoon April was drawn kinda thick...

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

ok ok Lois is just catty enough to knock out April SO she can get the story.

shiv Spirit of Tengu

Out of Character Lois Stomps

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

I don't know...maybe this would be a catfight...

shiv Spirit of Tengu

Not really Some versions of Lois are like Selina Kyle on her best day or Black Widow on acid

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

lol. yeah and I remember versions of April that were ninjas carrying swords.

shiv Spirit of Tengu

I think she who relies least on luck wins

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

ok so your saying April wins.

shiv Spirit of Tengu

well Lois does a pretty convincing damsel in distress routine

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

they both do. and no. neither the turtles, or superman are to enter this conversation.

rotiart Stan Lee Stole my name

Lois wins both...
1. If she can scoop lex and Clark... And get stories from gren lanterns and star labs... Her resourcefulness is greater and this she scoops

2. Lois bangs superman... Can you imagine the kind of leg strength she had to develop to hang with the bang of steel?!

:-o

PRAYERRUN Senior Member

so anyway, April wins if she's the ninja version.