the.kenzo.experience

Started by LanceWindu251 pages
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Yes you would have. 😂

And why is that? awesome

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And why is that? awesome

Cuz I am awesome!

How awesome? vin

Good thing I was still awake...just got a phone call from my cousin's husband. They just had to life flight their newborn into Las Vegas. They live in northern Nevada, so it must be urgent if they flew them into Vegas.

Damn, dude. I hope everything is OK.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Good thing I was still awake...just got a phone call from my cousin's husband. They just had to life flight their newborn into Las Vegas. They live in northern Nevada, so it must be urgent if they flew them into Vegas.

Have you heard anything more?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Have you heard anything more?

Nope.

Just that her other kid is going to be staying in town for a couple weeks with her dad because the mom and her new husband will be in Vegas at the hospital.

It's been really quiet the last couple days.

your sig

Must be...

i didnt know Elmer Fudd could be so scary looking.

Here is an actual encounter I just had at the Post Office:

Crazy Old Guy: "Boy, where did you get your haircut?"

Me: "ermm *confused* I did it myself?"

COG: "*takes off hat to show me his long unwashed hair* Why would you do that?"

Me: "It's getting a bit thin up top so I keep it short."

COG: "You should take some of the hair from your underarms and glue it to your head."

Me: "ermm I would if I could?"

COG: "Well, if I can't get a rise out of you...I'mma go see what my dog is up to. *walks off nonchalantly*"

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Here is an actual encounter I just had at the Post Office:

Crazy Old Guy: "Boy, where did you get your haircut?"

Me: "ermm *confused* I did it myself?"

COG: "*takes off hat to show me his long unwashed hair* Why would you do that?"

Me: "It's getting a bit thin up top so I keep it short."

COG: "You should take some of the hair from your underarms and glue it to your head."

Me: "ermm I would if I could?"

COG: "Well, if I can't get a rise out of you...I'mma go see what my dog is up to. *walks off nonchalantly*"

😂

Wow, what institution did he come from?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Here is an actual encounter I just had at the Post Office:

Crazy Old Guy: "Boy, where did you get your haircut?"

Me: "ermm *confused* I did it myself?"

COG: "*takes off hat to show me his long unwashed hair* Why would you do that?"

Me: "It's getting a bit thin up top so I keep it short."

COG: "You should take some of the hair from your underarms and glue it to your head."

Me: "ermm I would if I could?"

COG: "Well, if I can't get a rise out of you...I'mma go see what my dog is up to. *walks off nonchalantly*"

He deserves his own sitcom! 😆

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
😂

Wow, what institution did he come from?

I have no idea, but I'll have what he's having. 😆

Me too. 😂

I had a hard time falling asleep last night, every time I closed my eyes I could see my grandpa saying his goodbyes. 😬

I'm sorry. I know it doesn't help much but from what you have told me he is ready to go and he is going to a better place, and at least he won't be in anymore pain.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I'm sorry. I know it doesn't help much but from what you have told me he is ready to go and he is going to a better place, and at least he won't be in anymore pain.

Yeah, I know. He wants to go so bad, but I'm being selfish and not wanting to lose him yet.

Also last night I was remembering the good times and memories, like this one of me shaving his face when I was 3. We have a picture of it somewhere.

What a f*ggot.