Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
[Chip is starled]
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I dont think that ever happens here.
I found out why. Our DMV in Mesquite, NV (bigger than the town I live in, but still kinda small) is a gimped out version of a DMV. They don't do road tests for anyone anymore. You have to go to Vegas/Henderson to get your license for the first time! ****ing stupid.