the.kenzo.experience

Started by Rogue Jedi251 pages

haermm I get shit on a bit, everyone is out looking for a free room it seems.

Oh boy. 😛

Indeed...And guess who my Boss placed in charge of problem resolutions?

You.

Indeedles. It's cool though, over the past year I have brought our S.I.R. (Satisfied Intent to Return) scores up from 66% to 91%.

Just got home from work. We worked our asses off today.

Did your ass like literally come off?

Yeah, got any duct tape?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did your ass like literally come off?

😆

I used to say the same thing to my parents. "Great" minds think alike, right? 😄

Or sumthin.

Wow...just text a girl from work whose number I just got from a friend. I told her who I was and she basically replied with "Who?". This is someone I talk to at work a lot. mmm

Who? haermm Weird, dude.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Wow...just text a girl from work whose number I just got from a friend. I told her who I was and she basically replied with "Who?". This is someone I talk to at work a lot. mmm

Pwned?

Okay, now I know why. She's really hungover right now and hasn't turned her brain on for the day. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Indeedles. It's cool though, over the past year I have brought our S.I.R. (Satisfied Intent to Return) scores up from 66% to 91%.

That's quite an increase. Good for you.

Originally posted by Genesis
That's quite an increase. Good for you.
Wasn't that hard, just listen to the guest, resolve the problem before they leave the property.

"I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'"

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.""

Jesus Christ walks into an inn, hands the inkeep a hammer and nails, and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

How about..

Ghandi was a Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

Or...

Gravity is a myth. Earth just sucks.

And here's the worst one yet....

Do you know about the Ghost named Jose? His nick named is "No weigh, Jose."

Trinity has a tight ass.