haermm I get shit on a bit, everyone is out looking for a free room it seems.
GEN
GenesisRestricted
Oh boy. 😛
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Indeed...And guess who my Boss placed in charge of problem resolutions?
GEN
GenesisRestricted
You.
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Indeedles. It's cool though, over the past year I have brought our S.I.R. (Satisfied Intent to Return) scores up from 66% to 91%.
THE
the.kenzoSenior Member
Just got home from work. We worked our asses off today.
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Did your ass like literally come off?
THE
the.kenzoSenior Member
Yeah, got any duct tape?
DAD
dadudemonSenior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi Did your ass like literally come off?
😆
I used to say the same thing to my parents. "Great" minds think alike, right? 😄
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Or sumthin.
THE
the.kenzoSenior Member
Wow...just text a girl from work whose number I just got from a friend. I told her who I was and she basically replied with "Who?". This is someone I talk to at work a lot. mmm
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Who? haermm Weird, dude.
DAD
dadudemonSenior Member
Originally posted by the.kenzo Wow...just text a girl from work whose number I just got from a friend. I told her who I was and she basically replied with "Who?". This is someone I talk to at work a lot. mmm
Pwned?
THE
the.kenzoSenior Member
Okay, now I know why. She's really hungover right now and hasn't turned her brain on for the day. 😆
GEN
GenesisRestricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi Indeedles. It's cool though, over the past year I have brought our S.I.R. (Satisfied Intent to Return) scores up from 66% to 91%.
That's quite an increase. Good for you.
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Originally posted by Genesis That's quite an increase. Good for you.
Wasn't that hard, just listen to the guest, resolve the problem before they leave the property.
DAD
dadudemonSenior Member
"I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'"
"A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.""
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
Jesus Christ walks into an inn, hands the inkeep a hammer and nails, and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
DAD
dadudemonSenior Member
How about..
Ghandi was a Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.
Or...
Gravity is a myth. Earth just sucks.
And here's the worst one yet....
Do you know about the Ghost named Jose? His nick named is "No weigh, Jose."