the.kenzo.experience

Dorkus Maximus

that you are

It's what makes me, me.

true dat

And you likes it.

I wouldnt like you if you were a bandwagon jumper

**** that noise! I did it before, and it ****ed up friendships, until I grew wise and tossed that shit under a lawnmower.

a lawnmower?

Yeah, a lawnmower. Made a nice "tink" sound.

i bet it did

Then I became ME!

again

I like me.

thats a good thing, just dont let it go to your head

Nah. I won't. 😄 I'm not so down on myself that I need to brag about everyday accomplishments.

wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

OF COURSE!

ceeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt

You should do that while acting like you're doing karate.

hanuts