Edward Scissorhands vs Zohan

each have 100 ugly old women whos hair needs cutting

Scenario 1: Who finishes first?

Scenario 2: Who has the best looking hair styles done? (In their own little universe since those hair styles in ESH were ugly as fugly, you know?)

Scenario 3: Who gets more bitches

1. Ed.

2. Zohan. He updates his styles in the film.

3. Zohan.....but miles and miles.

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. Ed.

2. Zohan. He updates his styles in the film.

3. Zohan.....by miles and miles.

Fix'd and co-signed.

1. Yes, i agree edward wins because zohan always has to bone every woman after finishing their hair

2. I understand that he updates it, but which patient was more satisfied with their hair?

3. Hmmm, edward had a ton of bitches in that movie all over him.

probably more then zohan had (or at least what was shown)

Originally posted by Mairuzu
1. Yes, i agree edward wins because zohan always has to bone every woman after finishing their hair

Indeeeeed.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
2. I understand that he updates it, but which patient was more satisfied with their hair?

Obviously, Zohan's CUSTOMER is much happier with the "haircut" and "style."

3. Hmmm, edward had a ton of bitches in that movie all over him.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
probably more then zohan had (or at least what was shown)

No. Zohan had a couple of blocks of women lined up. 🙂

You make a good point on number 2. For all we know they hated Zohan's styles; they were just in it for the attention.

As for number 3, Ed had a cul de sac. Zohan had an ghetto. Which do you think has more people in it? 😉

all the cul de sacs had single women living in them also. There were tons

Not as many as in the ghetto, and Zohan dealt with single and committed ladies 😛

But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book

Originally posted by Mairuzu
But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book

FANBOY!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
But he had winona!

WINONA!!!!

he wasnt even human, had scissor hands, still got the bitches

ed wins in my book

Ed may have gotten a greater quality of bitches, but Zohan by far got the greater quantity, and that was the scenario you put forth. 😉

Zohan mostly attracted elderly women. I think Edward had the most youthful female customers.

Mmm, donuts...droolio

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