Master Chief vs. Guile

After finally defeating the Flood and the Covenant, Chief returns home. At the UNSC training center, John is in the shooting gallery and is getting really bored since there's nothing left for him to fight. Guile shows up.

MC - Found Bison yet?

Guile - No, but we're getting close.

MC - Maybe I oughta come help you guys. I'm getting a little bored around here.

Guile - Sorry Chief but it's only me and Chun Li doing the work.

MC - Thats an excuse so you can get lucky with her without interruptions. Better hope you don't crush her like Superman did on Lois Lane.

Guile - At least I can make some progress unlike a certain soldier who got his little friend snipped off when he was five. I'm beginning to question who really appeared on Dead or Alive 4.

MC - It's on flat head!

Guile - Bring it ****less wonder!

The fight begins in a ring.

Who will win?

john wins the majority.

Just so we're clear, Chief doesn't have his guns.

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over

Master Chief would make Guile's skull cave-in.

And without guns.

Would the fight be fair if Chief didn't have his armor?

I think that would basically reverse the situation.

Nah, but it does make it more even.

Master Chief still has indestructible bones and super human strength.

Didn't a young chief nearly kill some marines in Fall of Reach?

he did kill them.

chief without the suit has the same strength and speed just not as much durability.

but a spartans bones are still laced with i believe titanium.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Nah, but it does make it more even.

Master Chief still has indestructible bones and super human strength.

Didn't a young chief nearly kill some marines in Fall of Reach?

he was 13 and he accidently killed some ODSTs.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Would the fight be fair if Chief didn't have his armor?

It would be even but Chief is still dangerous enough to handle some Covenant with his CQC.

In a case like that, I'll say that Guile wins after a near-death experience.