Greatest mismatches in all VS thread history

Special revenge bout:

Alex Forrest (Fatal attraction)

Vs

Cave Bunny (Mouth Python and the Holy Grail)

Col.Kurtz (Apocalypse Now)

Vs

Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana: The Movie)

Sebastian the crab (The Little Mermaid)

Vs.

The Kraken (Clash of The Titans 2010)

Let loooose the Krakennnn..!

Anne Frank (The diary of Anne Frank)

Vs

The entire 501st
(The Star wars movies)

The Boulder (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Vs

Lieutenant Dan (Forrest Gump)

Poor Dan... now, if he had his "magic legs", it'd be another story.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The Boulder (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Vs

Lieutenant Dan (Forrest Gump)

😆

You're SICK, man. SICK I tell yas.

WTF? Lieutenant Dan has a major advantage downhill over Indy, he'd do it in a breeze.

Originally posted by Bardock42
WTF? Lieutenant Dan has a major advantage downhill over Indy, he'd do it in a breeze.

How he going to get over the snake-pit, smart-ass?

Chucky (Child's Play)

vs.

Godzilla

The Magnificent Seven

Vs

Seven Samurai

Maximus Decimus Irridius (Gladiator)

Vs

That Christ Bloke
(Passion of the christ)

Pikachu (Pokemon movie)

Vs

"Dirty" Harry Callahan

Donkey (Shrek)

Vs

The Lions (Ghost and the Darkness)

Aunt "I want my f*cking toaster" May (Spider-Man, obviously)

Vs.

Shitmonster (Dogma)

LOLz Brilliant.

Marty

VS

Scar

Hehehehee

Pre-wands-and-wizard-noncery Harry potter (Harry potter and the Philosopher's stone)

Vs

A lunatic from the intercity firm in (Rise of the footsoldier)

Which'd look something like this:
YouTube video

Eliott (E.T.)

Vs

All of the Velocoraptors at once (All of the Jurassic park movies)