Greatest mismatches in all VS thread history

Started by siriuswriter42 pages

Flounder [The Little Mermaid] v. Dory [Finding Nemo]

The Beast [Beauty and the Beast] v. Wolverine [X-Men]

Nice. 🙂

Santa Claus (Santa Claus: The movie)

Vs

Bad Santa (Bad Santa) with 9mm.

Caractacus Potts and the 'Me Ole Bamboo' troupe (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

Vs.

Bill "The Butcher" Cutting and his Natives (Gangs of New York)

😂 Nice and sadistic

Dobby (Harry Potter saga)

Vs

Yoda (Star Wars Saga)

"Alas poor Dobby."

Hogwarts (Harry potter)

Vs

The death star (star wars)

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Scarlett O' Hara (Gone with the wind)

Vs

Unicron (Transformers the Movie - 1986)

Rooster Cogburn (True Grit)

Vs

Cecil (Robocop)

Bambi and Thumper

vs.

Iron Man and War Machine

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Scarlett O' Hara (Gone with the wind)

Vs

Unicron (Transformers the Movie - 1986)

Oooh, I dunno. Look at the end of part one :

"If I have to lie, cheat, steal, or kill... I'll never grow hungry again!"

That stare from the picture you chose was a prime example of some of the mind-warp Scarlett's capable of.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Leo Bloom (The Producers)

Vs

Nicky Santoro (Casino)

Matthew Broderick Leo Bloom? Or Gene Wilder Leo Bloom? 'Cause Gene Wilder has some kind of traction here.

Mrs. Danvers [Rebecca] vs. Hercule Poirot's secretary, Miss Lemon. [Hercule Poirot]

aaannnd... that may be lost on people. but i like it anyway.

The Death Star:

vs.

McClane:

biscuits

Poor Death Star. 😛

Que lame crack about "knowing what a walking carpet feels like."

Followed by C4 down the reactor shaft.

Steals a space SUV (Imperial shuttle), escapes, yipeekiyayy at the detonation.
Cold beers on Hoth.
Credits with Vaughn Monroe's "Let it snow."

The muppets (The muppets take Manhattan)

Vs

Doc Manhattan (The watchmen)

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Matthew Broderick Leo Bloom? Or Gene Wilder Leo Bloom? 'Cause Gene Wilder has some kind of traction here.

Mrs. Danvers [Rebecca] vs. Hercule Poirot's secretary, Miss Lemon. [Hercule Poirot]

aaannnd... that may be lost on people. but i like it anyway.

Definitely Broderick. 😛

I remember Miss Lemon, I have no idea about the Danversage though.

Iris (Taxi Driver)

V.S.

Frank Zito (Maniac)

Mrs. Danvers? Awww, man. "Rebecca" is the already-dead wife of Maximilian [played by Lawrence Olivier], and then Maxim goes out on holiday and meets a companion to a rich old lady [hired companion], then whirlwind romance ensues and he marries the young woman.
So Mrs. Danvers is the Housekeeper of Manderly, the huge but very gothic manor that Maxim and Rebecca lived in. She was absolutely unhealthily creepily obsessed with Rebecca, and she gets very... well, let's say upset to find a new mistress at Manderly. At first the new wife is very nervous so the Danvers is okay with this, but then Maxim encourages his 2nd wife to branch out, and she starts to settle in to Manderly, even going so far as taking Rebecca's rooms.

Danvers is upset. She sabotages dear wifey's attempts to impress Maxim's friends [which are of a much higher class]. Danvers gets crazier and crazier, trying to harm wifey as she sleeps in Rebecca's bed, uses Rebecca's silver backed brushes and mirrors.

But then TWIST because Maxim actually hated Rebecca and killed her. But they get through the trial and are acquitted, and so go back home to Manderly. by this time, Danvers has heard the news and while the couple are celebrating she starts the house on fire. Our protagonists escape after some escaping of lowered beams in inconvenient places, and stand outside, watching Manderly burn down. Close up to Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca's burning room, holding Rebecca's belongings close to her chest, lying down on Rebecca's bed in ecstasy.

"Tonight, I dreamed I came to Manderly again..." Alfred Hitchcock directs. Watch it.