Riggs/McClane versus Keung/Wah Sing Ku....

And Bond can't? 😬

Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac.

McClane is awesome at taking down airbourne enemies,
Bond being airbourne is just asking for trouble.

Cause despite being in the air, with no cover, he'll be "shot"* down by Riggs, or even McClane (he might even get a police cruiser up his jetpack-wearing-arse from The Mac.)

*'Shot down' meaning taken out with a piece of rusty metal thrown.

Riggs has already shown he is a master of shooting idiots in backpacks filled with flammable liquid.

Indeed. ✅

(But there is no gun, his throwing feats are the submittable feats and Im sure he'd be able manage it..)

Riggs shoots a hole in the tank, Mac draws zippo.......fat lady on in five, four, three.......

....................................Boooooooooooooom.

BBQ Bond?

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac.

Come back to talk when either Riggs or Mac beats this.

haermm One? Sure about that?

What are we counting Murtaugh's daughter as well? haermm

haermm Potentials count too.

Now your just getting desperate.

Bond has an entire wiki page up just for his female companions.

When did I say Riggs has bedded more?

You didn't, I did. But I was assuming when you said the following.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac.

That it counted for something other than just jacking off to his own shit.

Factors in when he buys underwear.

When one's Bond you don't have to but underwear. Q Branch makes it for you.

Flame retardant, so that when Mac and Riggs shoot him outta the sky at least his genitals are burn free?

McClane's nuts would just regard that as a spraying of deep heat.