Kratos and Nariko run a gauntlet

Started by SuperLuigi3 pages

warrior ****ing princess who can fight back

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
warrior ****ing princess who can fight back

This is a title, it means nothing. She still would get owned by someone who can lift a /caslte/ over his head.

mario is not a combat character just a jumping one

Mario still is physicly stronger then Nariko or Kratos. He could end either one with a punch. :/

So he likes to jump around? He combats Bowser hand to hand.

he runs around bowser and grabs his tail... hand to hand hell plus they have range on him

I'm amazed at how many people underestimate Mario. He's been stated as a master of jumping and we've seen what kinds of thing this entails. He slows his decent by spinning, jumps off walls better than ninjas, can jump at least 6 times his own height and in Brawl we see him leaping off clouds.

Gravity is Mario's *****.

Kratos has a hard time hitting Mario.

if it wasnt for luigi being amazing mario would be one hit killed by kratos. everybody can jump on clouds in smash bros.

Not in cutscenes. And no, Luigi wishes he was as good as Mario.

Literally even. Ever play Super Mario RPG? Luigi literally WISHES he was as good as Mario.

luigi is what mario wishes he could be. he wishes he was tall, could jump as high, run as fast and be the athlete that luigi is. the only reason mario is the star is because japanese people are short. mario is some one they can relate to. daisy>peach. smash bros (all 3) luigi is the better character. even luigi's manshion was better than sunshine. luigi made galaxy worth beating in the first place

Then explain Luigi literally wishing he was as good as Mario?

PIS or mario paying off developers. for all the reasons i just named mario should have had those lines. but luigi literally being the bigger man came to his brother's rescue again.

It might help if we could get some feats for Nariko...

Yeah, Plot Induced Stupidity made Luigi wish he was better than Mario in a game Luigi had no major part in, other than his wish being in the area with all the other wishes.

Luigi is a clumsy, terrified, sidekick.

Edit: Xan, I like to argue the pointless stuff.

never played the whole heavenly sword game just the demo

terrified hell luigi is a one man ghost buster army

And he nearly pisses his pants the entire game. I've played it.

controlling one's bladder means very little

Kratos.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
a little box? i only played the second one anyway

It was far from "little"

I think theyll get up to 6, but Nariko will die before then.

I have my doubts they make it past the Mario Bros.