Beta Ray Bill vs Shaggy Man

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Ok, so because he can heal he is not hurt by being blown to pieces? I guess Wolverine's never been hurt, because he always heals himself. Listen up ****tard, we've proven you wrong and humiliated you. BRB can send Shaggy Man to wherever he wants, something you apparently had a hard time dealing with. That's fine, great. But don't try to save face by giving me attitude and going "BRB can't hurt Shaggy Man" not when there's a shitload of incidents where he has been hurt.

Lol, nice nerd-rage.

You haven't proven anything except that Shaggy Man heals damage almost instantly. Good job?
The guy wades through everything the JLA can throw at him, he's survived a nuke, and shrugged off the Astro-Force.

I'm sorry you can't accept that your horse-faced friend can't win without a BFR. But you go ahead and throw your pissy fit, and post some more insults. I assure you, they really hurt my feelings. 😄

Originally posted by grimify
Lol, nice nerd-rage.

You haven't proven anything except that Shaggy Man heals damage almost instantly. Good job?

The guy wades through everything the JLA can throw at him, he's survived a nuke, and shrugged off the Astro-Force.

I'm sorry you can't accept that your horse-faced friend can't win without a BFR.

But you go ahead and throw your pissy fit, and post some more insults. I assure you, they really hurt my feelings. 😄

Once again, you fail.

BRB can hurt Shaggy Man and he can beat him. There are always tons of different ways to beat him. BRB can create an impenetrable vortext, shrink Shaggy Man or hypnotize him.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Once again, you fail.

BRB can hurt Shaggy Man and he can beat him. There are always tons of different ways to beat him. BRB can create an impenetrable vortext, shrink Shaggy Man or hypnotize him.

Sorry, he can't beat him without BFR. 🙂

I'm assuming you just threw those out there because Hal shrunk Shaggy with his ring (ultimate plot device in comics) and Bats hypnotized him for a moment. The hypnosis didn't stop, anyway, and the Shrinking was a BFR.

That aside, I'm having a hard time thinking of the times BRB has shrunk and hypnotized people. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he shrinks bitches all the time after using his mind control.

Originally posted by grimify
Sorry, he can't beat him without BFR. 🙂

Like I said.

Impenetrable vortext, hypnotism, soul suck or shrinkage.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Like I said.

Impenetrable vortext, hypnotism, soul suck or shrinkage.

See above. And his "vortext" better be stronger than a PC Hal Jordan prison construct.

Originally posted by grimify
See above. And his "vortext" better be stronger than a PC Hal Jordan prison construct.

There is no PC Hal. They weren't affected by the crisis, son....

And what part of "impenetrable" did you not get.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
There is no PC Hal. They weren't affected by the crisis, son....

And what part of "impenetrable" did you not get.

Dodging isn't going to work. I know there is technically no PC for the lanterns, but if you are trying to claim there isn't a distinct difference in the levels in which they operated then and currently, you're not paying much attention.

When you actually respond to what I posted instead of trying to dodge, let me know.

playtime's over.

beta ray beats the shaggy general worse than he's been beaten before, last time he regen'd from a severed head (and his body didn't regen a new head mind you, so it lies in his brain/head).

imo, the head gets disintegrated, the fight ends. and bill's mean enough to take out shag's body, his head, and the planet/battlefield out with him.

stardust presented a similar conundrum since he(r) body can reform, but also fly and come back from seemingly nothingness after a beating. shaggy man is a sitting duck off the ground with no intellect, nothing but storbreaker getting force fed sideways can come of this fight.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
playtime's over.

beta ray beats the shaggy general worse than he's been beaten before, last time he regen'd from a severed head (and his body didn't regen a new head mind you, so it lies in his brain/head).

imo, the head gets disintegrated, the fight ends. and bill's mean enough to take out shag's body, his head, and the planet/battlefield out with him.

Play time has just begun!

Shaggy Man stomps without a BFR.

shaggyman can dish it, but he can't take nearly the equivalent.

bill just needs one shot at the domepiece for match point here, and lucky for him he can whip stormbreaker far faster than light or just fire off a beam that can shatter a world at it. 😬

Originally posted by psycho gundam
shaggyman can dish it, but he can't take nearly the equivalent.

bill just needs one shot at the domepiece for match point here, and lucky for him he can whip stormbreaker far faster than light or just fire off a beam that can shatter a world at it. 😬

Right, one shot from bill is more powerful than the JLA combined, more powerful than the Astro-Force. It doesn't matter if the beam or hammer hits him, he's going to heal instantly from any damage.

BRB would win a majority with BFR, but he is not going to beat Shaggy Man any other way.

sorry, but their performance against him was shit to be honest, bill can and has done better.

and against the shaggyman, bill has oh so many ways to deal with him, but numero uno: splitting his wig is all he needs to win.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
sorry, but their performance against him was shit to be honest, bill can and has done better.

and against the shaggyman, bill has oh so many ways to deal with him, but numero uno: splitting his wig is all he needs to win.

that's actually the worst way to go about fighting him. 🙂

in bizarro world.

thrown hammer + dome = asgardian victory feast.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
in bizarro world.

thrown hammer + dome = asgardian victory feast.

Right, because blunt impact has worked on him, when? Never. 🙂

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3115/vsjla9og7.jpg

click on this please

i think you've relieved most of the fail induced pressure in your cranium by posting these lies.

arrow > stormbreaker really? are you indorsing that?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
click on this please

i think you've relieved most of the fail induced pressure in your cranium by posting these lies.

arrow > stormbreaker really? are you indorsing that?

Seen it already, and replied to it. It did damage, he healed instantly.
He's also taken a hit from the Astro-Force without being flinching.

Hammer hits him, he heals. Congrats.

so...only the weaker things can hurt him? interesting...

anyway, his head is the target, not his body.

Originally posted by grimify
Right, because blunt impact has worked on him, when? Never. 🙂

what if superman would have used his heat vision to sever eiling's neck instead of his arm? or what if he used his heat vision and aimed it through eiling's eyes and disintegrated his brain?

theoretically eiling could regenerate both head and brain, but it is no where near as 'instantaneous' as you're thinking it is ...

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2781/ss5p20.jpg

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7555/ss5p21w.jpg

superman could have cut off his head or lobotomized him. bill could do the same. he'd be out long enough to count it as a win IF he even could regenerate a brain beyond 'theory'.

bill wins.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
so...only the weaker things can hurt him? interesting...

anyway, his head is the target, not his body.

Apparently so, as that's exactly what happened. Doesn't matter anyway, he was healed in one panel.