When I was little I...

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Not with cement shoes.

They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin' a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors

^Eminem quotes, but they tell MY childhood.

I threw up all over the floor in Walmart.

once when i was little i tried out for little league football

When I was little, I wanted to play basketball. And I did but my mother was afraid I'd get hurt, so she bought me a N64 game so I'd quit. And I quit.

When I was 5 I had lice.

when i was little i read my first 600 page novel

When I was little, my mother used to take me to the bookstore for my birthday.

when i was little i threw a baseball 99 m.p.h.

When I was little I doubled in the winning run in a tee ball game, my coach ran out and carried me on his shoulders. I didnt know what I had done, I got scared and cried.

When I was little, I used to find the movie Congo terrifying.

When I was little, I used to be obsessed with the Wizard of Oz.

When I was really little, I used to wake up every morning and watch Bozo the Clown.

When I was little, my family was perfect. It wasnt until my mid teens that I saw them in their true light.

When I was little, I would skip every other step going up the stairs.

When I was little, I believed in the boogity man.

When i was little i was scared shitless by the movie Little Nemo

When I was little I used to pretend I was a Naturalist like Nigel Thornberry.

When I was little I had one of these rugs, I loved it.

When I was little I had nightmares about mario & luigi trying to kill my mom aweherm