Who can one-shot Thanos?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Darkseid.

sigh.

isent current drax dumb drax?

no..he's been the same since Annihilation..small and intelligence..

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Darkseid.

Batkick

Originally posted by grimify
Batkick

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Would be completely ineffective, and Batman would have his head spun 1080 degrees by Thanos' pimp hand.

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Batkick would drop him, easily.

Originally posted by grimify
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Batkick would drop him, easily.

Show some respect for the batkick damn it!!!

Zatanna.

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Originally posted by Konton
Zatanna.

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no..... 😮

Originally posted by Warlord
Show some respect for the batkick damn it!!!

*scans room for danger*

I FEAR NOT THE PETTY BATKICK!!!!!

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Huh... Well, since I'm still alive, I guess I'll celebrate by eating this chocolate ice cre--AARRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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That will teach you a lesson...😉

Batkick wins again

Originally posted by Warlord
That will teach you a lesson...😉

Sure did. Eating ice cream too quickly will result in an uncomfortable frozen spot at the back of one's throat.

I can't think of anyone below abstract-level (besides Drax) who can one-shot Thanos.

chuck noris, a single ninja, captain america on the 4th of july, a wolverine batman combo, kittens, and Barak Obama. think that pretty much covers it

Cap on the 4th of July decimates him

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
*scans room for danger*

I FEAR NOT THE PETTY BATKICK!!!!!

........

Huh... Well, since I'm still alive, I guess I'll celebrate by eating this chocolate ice cre--AARRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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😆

Steven Segal could one shot break his wrist

Originally posted by Allankles
He can leap through the shields and through Thanos' heart. That's a one shot.

He didn't leap through the shields tho, he had to claw at it. Looks like a 2-shot to me.