Fighting against the odd (thanos)

Originally posted by Philosophía
I normally don't read/adress this kind of post(s)/ers but this is too funny to pass..

You go from:

to:

then back to:

then back again to:

..in one post.

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Originally posted by Juntai
Orion without the astroforce?
ITS PART OF HIS BEING.

Prep is part of Thanos' being too! 😛

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Prep is part of Thanos' being too! 😛

Originally posted by carver9
Beyonder, bored, wanting to see a challenge decides to make a deal with Thanos. He tells thanos that if he defeat one of the most powerful team in existence he would grant him the gems a second time so that he can conquer the galaxy/universe.

Thanos grinning ask who is the team that he'll be fighting, beyonder tells him that its a team from a different universe, a team that you have no idea on there powers and abilities.

Thanos accepts the challenge. He doesnt have to get a 10/10, he just have to pull a majority.
The team is the jla and it consist of:

Superman
Wonder woman
Martian manhunter
Kyle (gl)
Flash
Orion (w/o the astro force)
Red tornado

Will Thanos suceed knowing in the back of his head the prize that he'll get IF he suceeds?

Um... I don't see the team winning without some crazy exotic bs.

Anyone tries to go cqc with him i.e. Supes, wondy, MM (cuz his mental powers aint doing jack here) will get owned in close combat. Orion if he has his sheilds up will last longer but not indefinitely.

Im sorry if Thanos can dodge Silver surfer at FTL speeds far exceeding more than what Flash can do is not doing much here besides being a diversion. Your gonna have to be runner fast to beat him with speed. Flash can go for the speedforce dump i can see that working maybe...

RT..well yea.. anyway..

Kyle imo is a threat here if he does like I said before some crazy exotic bs he could seriously help his team FTW.

Thanos takes the majority here.

Originally posted by Juntai
Team wins, btw.

Just on Thanos standing with Depowered Tyrant who had beaten Silver Surfer, Gladiator, Beta Ray Bill & Morg. Thanos stood with Depowered Tyrant for awhile.

How was my post funny? I explained it quite clearly. I was saying Thanos stomp to those that were saying Thanos gets stomped. Yet wanted to give them more credit then that and be less bias then others and maintained it would be a good fight throughout. I see Phil dodge the question about listing the other people that have wrecked the JLA before and how that was so easy and yet Thanos couldn't do it.. I got no answer.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
How was my post funny? I explained it quite clearly. I was saying Thanos stomp to those that were saying Thanos gets stomped. Yet wanted to give them more credit then that and be less bias then others and maintained it would be a good fight throughout. I see Phil dodge the question about listing the other people that have wrecked the JLA before and how that was so easy and yet Thanos couldn't do it.. I got no answer.

It's funny because of contradiction. You can't stomp someone that you can only get a slight majority over. That's like me saying that Juggernaut stomps Thor, but Thor does have many ways of winning outside of physical force.

Team pulls through here. Actually they look pretty outgunned, but teamwork counts for something when there's 1 against 7.

Red Tornado is useless. Inb4unimpressiveGrundyfight. "Zomfg, his tornado killed grundy" Yeah, wind isn't affect Thanos.

Meh, I could see this going either way. Most of the team get one-two shotted. There's not really any big one-on-one threats. The mix of speed and teamwork are why I can see this going to the JLA though.

I'm giving the slight majority to Thanos. What we're forgetting is how bad he really wants those gems. He's a team wrecker and this team will also fall more often then not.

Thanos for the majority picking them off one ny one.

Thanos for majority..Flash is the only problem..

The JLA are in for a hard time here. At least Thanos has no prep so I'm assuming he can't call on his various pieces of tech, but the JLA are hampered by no Batman (for tactics), Orion not getting his astro force for some reason, Kyle, and Red Tornado (assuming this is current RT). They could do with Hal, Zatanna, and some extra heavy hitters.

I'd say the JLA get smashed in the first couple of fights, as they often do against new powerful foes. Supes would face-first into his fist instead of using his superspeed to avoid every blow. WW would be beaten down. MM would try TP and get mindraped. Kyle's fancy manga constructs would get wrecked. Orion would wonder what the hell happened to his a/f. Flash would fight like a tard.

Then they might be able to start getting his measure, as they also have a tendency to do. Supes, WW, MM, Flash would go into their superspeed fight mode, where Thanos would appear an unmoving statue. Flash might be able to steal Thanos' speed (well, what little he has). Thanos wouldn't even be able to see them or their attacks. They would possibly get the lasso around him (not sure it would work on him). MM uses his TP to connect the team rather than to attack. Thanos might start slowly getting beaten down.

I might give JLA the slight majority. If you had Batman using MM's mind link to provide tactics, Hal, a/f Orion, Zatanna, and Firestorm instead of RT, I'd give them more.

Originally posted by carver9
Beyonder, bored, wanting to see a challenge decides to make a deal with Thanos. He tells thanos that if he defeat one of the most powerful team in existence he would grant him the gems a second time so that he can conquer the galaxy/universe.

Thanos grinning ask who is the team that he'll be fighting, beyonder tells him that its a team from a different universe, a team that you have no idea on there powers and abilities.

Thanos accepts the challenge. He doesnt have to get a 10/10, he just have to pull a majority.
The team is the jla and it consist of:

Superman
Wonder woman
Martian manhunter
Kyle (gl)
Flash
Orion (w/o the astro force)
Red tornado

Will Thanos suceed knowing in the back of his head the prize that he'll get IF he suceeds?

thanos would take the large majority if not 10/10 stomp. he'd pimp slap superman and wonder woman and manhunter just like he did thor and thing. then he'd proceed to ripping flash, red tornado and kyle to pieces. then he'd shove his boot up orion's bunghole.

thanos 10/10

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
thanos would take the large majority if not 10/10 stomp. he'd pimp slap superman and wonder woman and manhunter just like he did thor and thing. then he'd proceed to ripping flash, red tornado and kyle to pieces. then he'd shove his boot up orion's bunghole.

thanos 10/10

your really putting thing on one scale with Supes, WW or MM?

Originally posted by basilisk
The JLA are in for a hard time here. At least Thanos has no prep so I'm assuming he can't call on his various pieces of tech, but the JLA are hampered by no Batman (for tactics), Orion not getting his astro force for some reason, Kyle, and Red Tornado (assuming this is current RT). They could do with Hal, Zatanna, and some extra heavy hitters.

I'd say the JLA get smashed in the first couple of fights, as they often do against new powerful foes. Supes would face-first into his fist instead of using his superspeed to avoid every blow. WW would be beaten down. MM would try TP and get mindraped. Kyle's fancy manga constructs would get wrecked. Orion would wonder what the hell happened to his a/f. Flash would fight like a tard.

Then they might be able to start getting his measure, as they also have a tendency to do. Supes, WW, MM, Flash would go into their superspeed fight mode, where Thanos would appear an unmoving statue. Flash might be able to steal Thanos' speed (well, what little he has). Thanos wouldn't even be able to see them or their attacks. They would possibly get the lasso around him (not sure it would work on him). MM uses his TP to connect the team rather than to attack. Thanos might start slowly getting beaten down.

I might give JLA the slight majority. If you had Batman using MM's mind link to provide tactics, Hal, a/f Orion, Zatanna, and Firestorm instead of RT, I'd give them more.

Wait Wait what are the offical kmc rules for this....

Is this viewed as a progressive fight where they start to learn an adapt after each fight like how this poster is claiming? I thought it was a brand new fight everytime and who would win the most out of ten. What are the rules as clearly maybe I'm mistaken.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Meh, I could see this going either way. Most of the team get one-two shotted. There's not really any big one-on-one threats. The mix of speed and teamwork are why I can see this going to the JLA though.

Probable, though i still give thanos the majority due to his durability and output

Originally posted by Parmaniac
your really putting thing on one scale with Supes, WW or MM?

why yes, yes i am, so what of it? 😛 😱

Originally posted by Enyalus
Meh, I could see this going either way. Most of the team get one-two shotted. There's not really any big one-on-one threats. The mix of speed and teamwork are why I can see this going to the JLA though.

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