Three Stooges versus The Nihlists...

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Three Stooges versus The Nihlists...

The Nihlists from "The Big Lebowski" mistake Moe, Larry and Curly for The Dude, Walter and Donnie. The Nihlists want their money. Moe steps up and says "We don't have your money, you knuckleheads!!!"

Uli says "Vee fukks you up, vee tekes zee money!!!"

The fight is on, at night, in the parking lot of the bowling alley. No weapons to start with, but objects scattered to and fro may be used as weapons.

The stooges slaughter the Nihilists.
The stooges inflict horrific physical abuse on each other all day, every day.
Through this conditioning, they are known to have built immunity to eye gouging/poking, kicking, heavy slapping and most melee attacks..
And being physically beaten by a man saying "nyuk nyuk nyuk" over and over would be terrible.

Curly solos Flea's character and the spindly looking one with the glasses in an episode of horrific mental breakdown.

Moe slashes the remaining nihilist's neck with a bottle, dispatching Autobahn's last chance to be one of those bands where only one original member is left.

Larry has Donnie's heart attack.

I wont drag us through the horror of the stooges version of the cliff top service...

haermm Yeah the Stooges pwn.

They'd do an un-Murtaugh-augmented Riggs, attacking all at the same time..

Which is a big irony that Riggs would probably prefer not to thinkabout, whilst he jerks over the late eighties Stooges PC game.

Hey, Mac has a Roy Rogers fetish just as strong as Riggs's.

Thats different though.

He really liked those sequinned shirts. 😖hifty:

🙄 I think it was the bestiality thing.

Beastiality thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcyX8AFCZ8I
00:00 - 02:17

(Note the seduction and fingering of the victim here with cunning usage of dog biscuits.)

🙄 Didnt see any schmex.

Cause the director cut away, thankfully. 🙂

Weren't you ever given the talk about the Birds and the bees?

YouTube video

Birds....? Bees....?

There you are again with the beastiality. 😖hifty:

I learned about human females.
I found that to be faaaarrrrrr more helpful.
You avionic insectophilic perv, you.

Interspecies erotica, ****o.

😂
Paired with your other blatant giveaways here, your indepth knowledge of Kinky Kelly and the sexy stud is damning evidence indeed that your beastiality fetish is totally out of control.

You totally are Elias in that scene. 😛

haermm LOVE that movie haermm

T'was class. ✅

Best stooges scene/movie is the football one.

Well, Nihilists are cowards anyway.

Anyway, the Stooges have been put into countless situations that they were able to get out of through dumb luck and just plain stupidity.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Nihlists from "The Big Lebowski" mistake Moe, Larry and Curly for The Dude, Walter and Donnie. The Nihlists want their money. Moe steps up and says "We don't have your money, you knuckleheads!!!"

Uli says "Vee fukks you up, vee tekes zee money!!!"

The fight is on, at night, in the parking lot of the bowling alley. No weapons to start with, but objects scattered to and fro may be used as weapons.

Stooges ftw..

or even better your sig and avy ftw

who are the nihlists?