Three Stooges versus The Nihlists...
The Nihlists from "The Big Lebowski" mistake Moe, Larry and Curly for The Dude, Walter and Donnie. The Nihlists want their money. Moe steps up and says "We don't have your money, you knuckleheads!!!"
Uli says "Vee fukks you up, vee tekes zee money!!!"
The fight is on, at night, in the parking lot of the bowling alley. No weapons to start with, but objects scattered to and fro may be used as weapons.