Aliens Vs Jesus and the disciples.

Jesus and his 10 disciples (from any continuity/film) are trapped in the colony on LV426 after the Jordans have been in the crashed ship, the colony is soon over run with Aliens and all efforts to combat the infestation with domestic colony forces have failed level after level subsection after subsection. The distress signal is about to be transmitted when the command center is overrun.

The sudden termination of the beacon has alerted the company who are dispatching the Colonial Marines with a special advisor who claims to have had experince with the xenos before.

Can Jesus and his 12 disciples survive 6 weeks until the marines arrive...?
His powers from all biblical films considered.
Judas also gets a Pulse rifle with 2 clips of ammo and 3 grenades from the fallen head of security.

If we go with Defoe-Jesus and Kietel-Judas, I think they have a good chance of some surviving, especially if Keitel-Judas isn't above betraying some of the other 11 disciples and using them as bait or scapegoats when needed. He was one vicious bastatd in Last Temptation.

I would prefer to have Caviezel-Jesus' durability feats, that guy was tank-like. H.B. Warner-Jesus' healing feats too, that'd come in handy.

Fair enough. That sounds like a good call.

You definitely dont f**k with the Jesus when its Dafoe.

can I give this thread a "😐"?

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carry on.

Why would you do that....?

And you wasted a perfectly good emoticon....

Twice.
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