Team of Mercenaries vs Hulk

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Team of Mercenaries vs Hulk

The following individuals have been paid a large sum to bring the Hulk down. Setting is in the Canadian Mountains. They try to apprahend Banner to no avail and he transforms. Base HQ gives the go-ahead to take Hulk down. The team will follow Cap's orders. They all have standard equipment. Can they suceed.

Target
*Hulk (The Incredible Hulk)

Team Roster
*Captain America (Ultimate Avengers 1 & 2)
*Symbiote Spider-Man (Spiderman 3)
*Wolverine (Hulk vs Wolverine)
*Darth Maul (The Phantom Menace)
*Green Goblin (Spiderman)
*Wolf (AVP R)

Rules/Things to consider
*The enviorment's temperature will have no effect on the team.
*Hulk has just transformed so he is at his weakest state.
*Spider-Man's symbiote isn't effecting him in the head. He's fighting smart and unaltered.
*Both Captain America and Wolverine have traded blows with Hulk in there respective universes.
*Yautja blades, Adamantium, and lightsabers can pierce Hulk here.

More of "Maul's saber cant cut Hulk!!! Yes it can!!!" haermm

Who do you think wins the fight?

Given the general advantages you just gave the other team, they win. Pretty handidly since Hulk is at his weakest state as the hulk... i mean if you just have wolverine and cap and spidey blitz while maul sets up to just decapitate him its a done deal.

I don't think it's that simple. Hulk at his first stage is not at all weak. He destroyed the military force which included helicopters, humvees, sonics, .50 caliber guns, Blonsky, etc.

Yes, but he got instantly pissed off at that battle too if you remember. And not to mention......... his girl was in danger too. Now given what you said as the circumstances Im not saying Hulk wont get a punch in but he'll just get way to overwhelmed imo espeically since wolverine straight up gave hulk a fight in the movie by himself.

He gave him a fight, sure. He would have been destroyed as well. His healing factor allows him to keep coming. He's the only one on this team with a healing factor.

Okay but think about that for a second. You just set up the perfect way to distract him while the others blitz and maul can and will probably be the one with the killing blow on him.

Maul's killing blow? That worked real well for Wolverine, or anyone else in Weapon X for that matter.

Hulk can easily bfr any member of the team like he did to Wolverine.

I dunno man. I dont see hulk living after maul does TK on him or just straight up uses the force to help him with a move. It's one person not to mention we're forgetting about Wolf and GG

I haven't forgotten anyone. I'm well aware of the combatants. To be fair to Hulk, what's Goblin going to do besides annoy him? Maul never displayed that level of TK in the film.

Im not sure we're talking about the same TK, and exactly what GG is for. Hulk will be distracted by Wolverine and GG all day if need be. Lets face it. It doesnt take much energy to fly on a glider.

Hulk can snatch Goblin out of the air by leaping. He's shit without his glider. Wolverine can't take too many hits before needing to heal. Cap can get in close due to his shield. Wolf has a cloaking device and a TON of weaponry. He's the game-changer IMO.

Wolf will help but I mean honestly with all that shit going around hulk do you really think hes going to go OH I NEED TO THUNDER CLAP GOBLIN or will he be dealing with cap and wolverine and siderman blitzing the **** out of him?

Blitzing him? Uhh, there in no position to blitz him. Thunderclap will disorient them and give Hulk the advantage he needs.

How do you figure they wont be able to? Spiderman will more than likely start off at a distance, as will wolverine and cap. Its not liek they magically appear 6 inches away from Hulk. And that thunderclap aint gonna hit everybody.

But Cap sin't strong enough to blitz Hulk and do major damage. Spider-Man is by far the strongest here and I doubt he'd bother Hulk with his strength. They're going to have to use teamwork, coordination, speed, and brains.

Im sorry bro but all you need is the 4 of em to distract hulk long enough so Maul and Wolf can end it. And hopefullY Goblin dies in the process.

Retarded and one-sided fight, if we're going with lightsabres can cut through the Hulk as a rule in this shit-box, then Darth Maul is the only one needed, as he's fast and agile enough to dodge Hulk and deliver a decap, ie his twin-sabre's blades are longer than Hulk's neck is thick.

But CAN a lightsaber cut the Hulk?