ROTS Obi Wan vs Malak

Started by Gideon4 pages

Well that just made my sickeningly awesome melodramatic post completely flaccid.

Could you not have waited, Digi, until after I made him squirm?

Guys, not "feeding the trolls" is a rule that goes beyond individual banned members. Once a sock or troll is identified, he/she should be ignored regardless of who the person is. And yes, when it becomes a recurring problem, we're considering taking action against people who ignore this.

As it is, I'm just telling you as information. No harm done here, but for future reference. Thanks.

Apologies.


REX (like me) can see through you. You were one of the more prominent Nebaris fanboys; you're eager to interact with him again and never made a secret of it.

You would conveniently use the "oh well I didn't know it was him!" approach to save your ass ifwhen the moderators come rolling in, meanwhile the interaction has given the neglected sock his attention, and he feels inclined to come back around.

It was almost a success. The problem is that this clearly is Nebaris, and because you were one of Nebaris's fanboys, it is reasonable to assume that you do, in fact, know who he is when he posts.

And that will likely be on REX's mind when he comes seeking to crush you beneath his heel, much to my own amusement.

I was never one of his 'fanboys', you ass. No more than DS is your fanboy. I agreed with him, and expected better of him that petty trolling. I can see now that I was probably wrong on the last one. It's very easy to mistake who Neb is at any given time. As I recall for months you and your 'fanboys' thought I was him.

EDIT

Did, you not just read the last page? Don't feed the troll.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Did, you not just read the last page? Don't feed the troll.

Oh is Nebaris back Fanboy No.1? You must feel so ecstatic.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I was never one of his 'fanboys', you ass.

No, you're right. Your relationship was far too close to be defined by such an insignificant, petty term.

No more than DS is your fanboy.

We're loversfriends, that's all!

😖hifty:

I agreed with him,

I know. And such a stigma stays with you for all time.

and expected better of him that petty trolling.

If that's true (and it's not), you didn't know him as well as you thought (but you did).

I can see now that I was probablycompletely wrong on the last one.

Indeed.

It's very easy to mistake who Neb is at any given time.

No.

As I recall for months you and your 'fanboys' thought I was him.

That should indicate how close we consider the two of you.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Aren't you retired?

Anyway, Oh unblemished one, what do you think of the fight? For me I think its a classic case of environmental factors influencing an outcome.

mattatom
Oh is Nebaris back Fanboy No.1? You must feel so ecstatic.
That was... unusually obnoxious.

Let's see.

"Takes place in the Star Forge."

Very detailed, very specific. Yes, you're right. Circumstances, indeed.

Originally posted by Gideon
After a series of feints and jabs, Mara takes out her keychain and Caedus -- in his infantile stupidity -- becomes enamored with the shiny object, allowing Mara Jade to lure him thirty paces backward into a cave, where she throws the keychain, prompting Caedus to drop his lightsaber and pursue the shiny object, allowing Mara Jade to detonate conveniently placed charges to bury Caedus alive.

Oh shit, this won't do...

After a series of feints and jabs, MaraObi-Wan takes out herhis keychain and CaedusMalak -- in his infantile stupidity -- becomes enamored with the shiny object, allowing Mara JadeObi-Wan to lure him thirty paces backward into a cavechamber, where shehe throws the keychain, prompting CaedusMalak to drop his lightsaber and pursue the shiny object, allowing Mara JadeObi-Wan to detonate conveniently placed charges to bury CaedusMalak alive.

Originally posted by Eminence
That was... unusually obnoxious.

Says the guy who spends all of his time bickering back and forth with DS.

HypocriticalAmusing.

Gideon
Says the guy who spends all of his time bickering back and forth with DS.

HypocriticalAmusing.

You. Make. No. Sense.

Burn in Hell, godless sodomite.

You know what I meant, ass. He gets lots of jedi to drain, and (I think) a darkside boost. Not a stupidly clever and witty (and hunky) keychain.

Stephen Colbert phoned in and wants his expression back, Emmy. And he also told me to tell you:

"Fvck you!"

Or that might have been Sevius masquerading as Stephen Colbert...

Originally posted by Nephthys
You know what I meant, ass. He gets lots of jedi to drain, and (I think) a darkside boost. Not a stupid keychain.

A stupid keychain? Aha. Says you. Do you honestly think Malak, a Dark Lord of the Sith, would be distracted by a stupid keychain?

Hardly.

Well this is the guy who thought that bombing a planet and assuming he got his target would be more efficient than actually looking for her.

But whatever, edited.

WTF.

You mean Tarkin or Malak?

Malak. Tarkin was standing next to his "target", dumbass.

Originally posted by Eminence
Malak. Tarkin was standing next to his "target", dumbass.

Precisely. Tarkin blew up a planet and assumed he "got" his target.

And Malak didn't blow up a planet.

So it has to be Tarkin.

I win.

WTF.

You mean Tarkin or Malak?

Nothings ever good enough for you is it?

Edited.

Gideon
Precisely. Tarkin blew up a planet and assumed he "got" his target.

And Malak didn't blow up a planet.

So it has to be Tarkin.

I win.

That's not true! That's imPOSSible!!

NOOOOOO!!!

With Neph's edit, I win. 😎

Neph, you ride well.

With Neph's edit, I win. cool

Neph, you ride well.

Naturally, nutriding has been in my family for generations, ever since my great-great-great-great-grandfather Edmund T. Blackadder Exodus. He used to be the kings chief Eunuch you know, and frequently they would taunt him by having him ride around on their nuts, cajoling and fondling him as they went. Ahh, it was a simpler time my friend. Now, every year on the anniversary of his sniping we honour him by doing the same. And here I do the same for you.