what would you do if you were bruce banner ?

Started by Wei Phoenix4 pages
Originally posted by chomperx9
id probably do suicide cause i know i couldnt trust myself with that much power. and i wouldnt wanna be responsible for anyones death or take a risk on hurting someone i love cause then i would have to live with it the rest of my life.

Banner tried that and failed.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Gotta say, launching me into space seems like a dick more. Sure would piss me off if someone tried that.

Of course they wouldn't. The difference is that angry black guys get gunned down. Someone with the Hulk's powers, not so much.

Actually calm black guys get gunned down as well.

One advantage I can think of with the Hulk alter ego is when you become enraged at the bike levels of Battletoads you can use your Hulky eye-hand coordination to ace them.

Originally posted by kgkg
The answer will depend if I was in the Marvel Universe as the Hulk or on "real world"
Finding a cure or better yet ability to control or remove the hulk's savage persona would probably be be my number one priority.
real world

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Banner tried that and failed.

Actually calm black guys get gunned down as well.

atleast they dont have to pay taxes we do

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
calm black guys

😂

Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
I'm already a pretty laid back guy. With the knowledge and peace of mind that I could transform into a stupidly powerful punch monster when I'm in trouble, I may never transform.

Which raises the question. Did Banner ever consider just getting his hands on some marijuana?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Which raises the question. Did Banner ever consider just getting his hands on some marijuana?

Yeah, I w - HEEEEYYYY! What are you implying!?

i really dont have the issues banner has with himself and his life =/ if anything id be more like the gray hulk and get a job at Vegas.

and if anything id goto canada and take over/destroy everything. whichever happens first really.

Originally posted by chomperx9
atleast they dont have to pay taxes we do

You think black people don't try have to pay taxes?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
You think black people don't try have to pay taxes?
you dont get it

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Unless I retained control of it when I changed and could change when I wanted, I'd look for a cure.

Anyone saying that it's awesome has clearly not grasped the message; it sucks.

Have any of you ever felt exiled by anyone in the SLIGHTEST way? Imagine being sent to another planet because your ALTER EGO is too dangerous to remain on this one, with everyone you love or care for.

Black people get persecuted for being black, you think you'd want a monstrous green behemoth inside you?

-AC

you're forgetting one thing. being hulk means i wouldn't have to care anymore. i'm a ten foot tall green behemoth. aint nobody on this planet for me.

Originally posted by -Pr-
you're forgetting one thing. being hulk means i wouldn't have to care anymore. i'm a ten foot tall green behemoth. aint nobody on this planet for me.
but your not the hulk 24/7. after you settle down you turn back to regular old self. my question was what you do in the real world not in the marvel universe.

I've never been angry before in my life. I wouldn't mind being Bruce Banner at all.

Originally posted by chomperx9
but your not the hulk 24/7. after you settle down you turn back to regular old self. my question was what you do in the real world not in the marvel universe.

real world? wreck and conquer it. i'm not going to get in to a relationship with anyone if at the slightest bit of aggravation i could turn in to a huge monster. being banner is only great until someone does something stupid or i stub my toe on a nearby table leg. then all hell breaks loose.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
You think black people don't try have to pay taxes?

😆 What the???

Didn't hulk stop Bruce from killing himself? Like when he tried he suddenly became the hulk...

Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn't hulk stop Bruce from killing himself? Like when he tried he suddenly became the hulk...

Yeah but if "Hulk: The End" is anything to go by, he ends up killing Bruce anyway....

I dunno how he kills Bruce since I haven't read it...I doubt 'The end' storys are 616 though, least I don't consider them to be 😬

I'd probably run away from civilization until I get it under control. If I haven't been able to gain control after like...a year... I would lose my patience and probably go with mayhem.

Originally posted by chomperx9
but your not the hulk 24/7. after you settle down you turn back to regular old self. my question was what you do in the real world not in the marvel universe.

Like I said he's actually capable of fully controlly the hulk since all it is his pent up rage. he has before if he accepts and works on becoming one he will be under full control, someone with less issues might always be.

I dunno if Hulk is something that Banner can control