Gale and Evelle Snoats versus Walter and the Dude...

Walter and the Dude are on their way to give the money to the Nihlists. Halfway there, a station wagon slams into them from behind. It's Gale and Evelle Snoats from "Raising Arizona."

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The Snoats know about the million bucks and want it for themselves.

Two scenarios:

One: Walter shoves Dude down to the floorboard, unwraps his Uzi, and takes on the shotgun wielding Snoats boys.

Two: No guns. The Snoats boys rush the limo as Walter and the Dude emerge, and it is a h2h brawl. In this scenario, the Dude has his bowling ball.

Rather simple, Walter didn't watch his buddies die face down in the muck in Nam, so a couple of petty thieves could steal what is his, dude.

Walter solos both. He'd probably grab the bowling ball from The Dude in #2 and use it as a bashing weapon.

Walter KO's His alter ego, then bends the other over and pounds away, screaming "This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!!! Do you see what happens!!!" haermm

Heheh Good thread, if massively one-sided..

The Robtard unit's submitted data is correct.

✅ I felt creative ysterday.