Walter versus Jesus!!!

Walter and Jesus (The Big Lebowski), twenty feet apart, each with a rack of bowling balls next to them. At the stroke of noon, they hurl bowling balls at each other, bowling ball death match!!!!

Bear in mind, regarding Jesus, Dude said "That creep can roll, man."

You're kidding, right?

No?

Jesus goes down like the dirty paedo that he is in an awesome display of animalistic battery skills by Walter.

Better off in the mismatches thread, really.

I mean, there would be nothing left of Jesus's skull after that.

Nothing.

"That creep can roll, man" haermm

"Do you see what happens, Jesus? When you try and **** a stranger in the ass?"

haermm