odd questions.....

why are apartments called apartments when they are stuck together?

why does the name of an aminal change after we kill it and prepere it? example: a pig becomes pork, a cow becomes beef, and anything else is called a whopper or big mac.

if ur talking to someone online, and u write something funny, how can they be "Rolling On The Floor Laughing", and still be able to type it?

1. Because the individual places to live are in the same building but apart

2. Because no-one wants to eat sheep

3. Magic

but people do eat sheep- its called lamb!
or are u a vegetarian?

No, it is called mutton. Lamb is called lamb, an exception like chicken; people rarely like to know what they are eating.

he has a point there, tho in dutch [atleast in belgium] it just depends on which animal the meat is from

Because no-one wants to eat sheep

In Norway we call a lot for what it is when it comes to food, we dont say lamb we say sheep. (Får)

at christmas rack of lamb ribs is a Norwegian speciality but it is kalled "pinnekjøt" which dont actually tell what it is though. It is sheep

INTERESTING 😮‍💨 💃 🤣 😄

keo,u're 'Custom User Text' really suits you....confusion.

Don't knock it...confusion might come and bite you on the ass.

We don't change the name of fish when we eat it..

or vegetables.....

true........but o never mind.

how can a foot smell if it doesnt have a nose?

and how can ur nose run if it doesnt have any legs?

hehe.....i know these questions have logical answers, but i want to see what u guys say!

there are gals here......

yeah, i know. im one of them!

but i dont have time to put guys and gals down.......sounds like im from Texas or somethin.......

Don't knock Texas, we have a resident Texan here at KMC. 😄

The true puzzling question is thus: -

Why do my cats always sleep in the same places. My female cat (Mrs.Miggins) always sleeps on my side of the bed whereas my male cat (Jonesy) always sleeps on Emma's side of the bed. (Emma is Mrs.Mechmoggy's real name BTW)

I've never found them in each others position, when they sleep on our bed thats the way they do it without exception.

A foot does not smell, it stinks.

Noses can run because of the little gnomes that move them.

Cats are hyper-intelligent beings that will kill us all and take control one day.

I find it difficult to believe our world will be overthrown by a bunch of creatures who don't recognise thier own reflection in a mirror. 🙄 😄

Because when they see mirrors they actually see the gateway to their home dimension and receive orders from the master cat-brain.

Ooooh, I like that theory.

How come they haven't sussed out how to open thier own cat food tins yet then?

well,they just wanna have slaves.......

Now you're just trying to twist my melon.

*Takes a sneaky side glance at Mrs.Miggins to see what she's plotting*