HUGE Mother****er Saloon brawl...

The following guys are in a saloon, just the six of them, and a fight breaks out. Who is the last man standing?

Ivan Drago (Rocky 4)
Marv (Sin City)
Attila (Lionheart)
The Russian (The Punisher)
O' Brien (Fearless)
Khan (The Quest)

The fight starts when Drago orders a shot of vodka, and Marv makes fun of his accent. The Russian from "The Punisher" hears Marv, and the fight is on. O'Brien, Khan and Attila join in for the hell of it. h2h combat and using barstools, bottles, etc;....Basically anything goes. To the death.

Everyone here knows who The Russian, Marv and Drago are, here are vids of O' Brien, Khan and Attila:

O' Brien

YouTube video

Attila

3YVoGWemFU4&feature=related

Khan (Big Mongolian fighter shown at 1:49)

YouTube video

no one? yeesh.... 😂

Well isn't Marv a little too much? He took semi-automatic(or was it fully auto?) fire from dozens anywhere except in the head if I remember and lived.

Not really, you seen Fearless? O'Brien took everything Jet Li had and was still standing at the end. Attila took a shitload of punishment from Van Damme, lost, but not until Van Damme got pissed. And the Russian? Come on, man. Khan and Drago are pretty badass too.

Well I can't comment on the other two since I haven't seen either films or the videos you posted yet but Russian ain't got nothing on Marv in anything.

Marv is gonna be facing all of them, it's a brawl, dude.

Marv with ease.

Has the power to do it, and again, can take more than they can give.

-AC

I think it'd be fun to watch Drago and Marv go at it. Marv never faced anyone who punches with that kind of freal power. Drago, that long jab, Marv trying to get ahold of him.

Marv would kill him in the end, but I can see Drago saying "This guy's a FREAK."

Marv would kill Drago in seconds, if he wanted. Drago punches, Marv absorbs it, grabs the Cossack and breaks him.

I dont think it'd be that simple, Drago is a champion boxer, he is fast as hell and can punch with power Marv has never seen. I know Marv would eventually kill him, but I think Drago would easily be able to avoid Marv grabbing him for a while.

You gotta remember that Marv is gonna have the others to contend with too. Say the Russian and Drago have a go at Marv, what then? Marv is a beast, but even he has his limits.

Drago is a champion boxer and Marv has near supernatural strength and endurance that has survived gunshots and the electric chair.

It'd definitely be that simple.

-AC

Marv showed insane endurance. He can take slugs like a sponge.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Drago is a champion boxer and Marv has near supernatural strength and endurance that has survived gunshots and the electric chair.

It'd definitely be that simple.

-AC

BTW: Anyone can survive gunshots, see 50 cent. 8 times. And people have been known to survive the first blast from an electric chair.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Marv with ease.

I agree with the Marv vote, but I'm not sure about the ease part.

I think he'd take a pounding, which is okay...he's got LOADS of that white medical tape.

Originally posted by ToyChop
I agree with the Marv vote, but I'm not sure about the ease part.

I think he'd take a pounding, which is okay...he's got LOADS of that white medical tape.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont think it'd be that simple, Drago is a champion boxer, he is fast as hell and can punch with power Marv has never seen. I know Marv would eventually kill him, but I think Drago would easily be able to avoid Marv grabbing him for a while.

You gotta remember that Marv is gonna have the others to contend with too. Say the Russian and Drago have a go at Marv, what then? Marv is a beast, but even he has his limits.

Marv does have limits, you're right about that; a hanfdul of tough humans isn't it though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it wouldn't be. Marv will have Drago and Attila, the punisher Russian, Khan, AND O'Brien to deal with. No way in hell he beats them all EASILY. Especially Drago and O' Brien.

BTW: Anyone can survive gunshots, see 50 cent. 8 times. And people have been known to survive the first blast from an electric chair.

He's just a boxer.

50 Cent survived eight poorly placed shots. Marv survived multiple automatic weapons being aimed squarely at him and fired off. Stop being dense.

Not everything has multiple outcomes, some things just are as obvious as they seem.

-AC

OK then, Marv will just breath on them and they will fall over. Better?

I shoulda included the big bald Nazi form Raiders, and Ghost Dog here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK then, Marv will just breath on them and they will fall over. Better?

Why not just be knowledgeable so you don't get bitchy when called out?

Not trying to diss.

-AC