When Harrison Ford can't do any more Indy movies...

Started by Sadako of Girth33 pages

Euuuuuuuuuuuuurgggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!! lolz

Bwak bwak !

Blaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraararararararrrrraaarrrrrrrrrrraaaaaarrgh!!

Balrog: *gllllllaaaarrrggggg*

Mutt: what the...?!?!?!

Balrog: *splooge*

😂

Wiga chinga gwinga wai !

Looks like most of the dialogue is already written...

Yeah thats prologue. The rest of the script is just Shia LeBouf's character screaming how sorry he is and how much he wants to die whilst being fire-fisted repeatedly by the firey demon.

And of course, he gets his wish at the start of the thrid act. The rest of the movie is just previous characters from the 1st three movies, and the TV series all partying, and revelling in the fact that Mutt is a dead burned corpse at the heart of our sun now, despite the fact that some feel that Mutt's inclusion in it actually ruined the sun.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah thats prologue. The rest of the script is just Shia LeBouf's character screaming how sorry he is and how much he wants to die whilst being fire-fisted repeatedly by the fiery demon.

And of course, he gets his wish at the start of the third act. The rest of the movie is just previous characters from the 1st three movies, and the TV series all partying, and revelling in the fact that Mutt is a dead burned corpse at the heart of our sun now, despite the fact that some feel that Mutt's inclusion in it actually ruined the sun.

well i may have to agree with you on that, if it's not the overwhelming smell of A2U (periodic table entry: 1 part Arrogance, 2 part Uselessness = aka Arroglessness) that is helping the sun to burn faster, but also the 12light-year wide anus balrog left on Mutt actually eclipses the sun almost indefinitely.

LOL 😂

A singular, painful and very thin stretched ring round our sun...? Wild!

I only ask that during the sunbeast fistrape scene that absolutely no special effects or CGI be used, to make up for the difference between the "There'll be no CGI in Indy" stance, whilst marketting the movie, and what emerged into reality come release day.

Lets see how good Shia's method technique is. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...Lets see how good Shia's method technique is. 😖hifty:

violent, and mostly cringeful to watch. but at the same time, wholly satisfying with a hint of warm glee...

Totally.

I'd watch that shit every day.
It'd be my primary cheerer-upper thought.

Every time I saw a starving child with aids in Africa, every time I saw more troops needlessly killed in illegal overseas war for oil, everytime I saw more bad news about energy and food prices going up whilst the companies are billions in profit, that would be my first go-to port of call.

All day long: Sunbalrogbeast's fist right up Mutt's arse!
Bam! Bam!!! Bammmm!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLUrmAnvBFw

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Bam! Bam!!! Rip!!

🤨

😂

That'd be the end of the second act.

i'm not sure if you make me laugh or cry inside...

A little of both, maybe, just like me.

Still.

This this only means you're still human. 🙂

Merry xmas to my fellow haters of meritless, souless, shitty, uninspired, expensive, irrelevent hack cinema. 🙂

thats awesome hahaha

it boosts my beliefs that George never actually left the 70's...or a small room with no windows, and a closed door, with a strange amount of smoke leaking under the crack under the door...

Crack being the operative word, maybe hehehe 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Merry xmas to my fellow haters of meritless, souless, shitty, uninspired, expensive, irrelevent hack cinema. 🙂

Superb.

😛

The other shot was a screengrab of the 1st sighting of a gopher.