Give Impediment a catch phrase!

I have decided that I need a catch phrase.

Aye caramba! -Bart Simpson

Holy _____, Batman! -Robin

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? -Gary Coleman

I know you are, but what am I? -Pee-Wee Herman

And I'll form....the Head! -Keith from the Voltron cartoon

Yabba dabba doo! -Fred Flintstone

I'll be back. -Arnold

I pity da foo'. -Mr. T

.............These are staples of greatness from the annals of history.

Give Impediment his first catch phrase. The winner will be even more awesome than Steak Knife, because they will have created the ultimate catch phrase.

(Those who don't know me too well can browse my profile.)

I will also use this catch phrase at the end of every one pf my posts.

Mama Mia!

The Shittles...

Mhmm, Bucko.

Christ, f*ck!

Its been real.

Is It Comprehensible? (Ha!)

At Least I tried.

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Those are the ones I could think of. More later, maybe.

The 4th one is awesome!

"S-s-s-s-uck m-my c-c-oc-ock"

**** off sounds good

Originally posted by Robtard
"S-s-s-s-uck m-my c-c-oc-ock"

hmm

Almost perfect, but too much of a tease. It might earn me a stalker. And we all know how time consuming stalkers are.....

I thought "Rape me." was your catchphrase.. awehuhs

I've always like: "Did I stutter??"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought "Rape me." was your catchphrase.. awehuhs

Hmm....would it work, though?

Originally posted by Scythe
I've always like: "Did I stutter??"

Ha!

Seriously, I use that a lot in real life. I crack people up I work with when I say that.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm....would it work, though?

I dunno, rape me and I'll tell you awesome

Something that a comic book/video game/internet junkie, metal head music lover, atheist, beer drinking, 6'4" loveable @sshole would say............

Originally posted by Impediment
Hmm....would it work, though?

Ha!

Seriously, I use that a lot in real life. I crack people up I work with when I say that.

I thought so.

Game Over awehuhs

"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

Originally posted by Scythe
"Here to kick ass and stutter, and I'm all stuttered out"

crylaugh

"I wish I had more to say, but I have a goddamn speech impediment".

Originally posted by Impediment
"I wish I had more to say, but I have a goddamn speech impediment".

I see what you did there.

"I'm a man of few words..."

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-shazam!"

"Cock-Eyed"

"I'm Moist 24/7"

"Oder Eater"