If you had a cosmic cube...

and could bend all matter and enegry to ur will,what would you do

Change your user name 😛 then enslave all mankind.

Make myself a Green Lantern Corps. Patrol the universe. Bang chicks. Good times.

Originally posted by Digi
Make myself a Green Lantern Corps. Patrol the universe. Bang chicks. Good times.

Create myself an army of Danica Patrick look alike clones, following my every command! w00t

I would tell my cosmic cube to take all your guys' cubes away and them I would tempt you with the wishes you listed and make you do my bidding.

1. Make myself immortal
2. Fix all the problems on earth
3. Search for extaterrestial life
4. Have lots of sex

I'd do something crazy.........

.......like make a really big sandwich......too big to eat.

I would erase all of existence and then set about rebuilding it properly, starting from the background vacuum energy and working my way up. Sadly this new creation probably wouldn't include KMC and its posters.

...though at some point I'd probably decide it was all too hard, put it back the way it was, and hope nobody noticed 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Digi
Make myself a Green Lantern Corps. Patrol the universe. Bang chicks. Good times.

That would be my second choice.

Originally posted by willRules
I'd do something crazy.........

.......like make a really big sandwich......too big to eat.

You would run into one of those God paradoxes. Can you make a sandwich that is too big to eat? If not then you are not truly omnipotent with the cube, because there are limits to your power. But if you can then there are still limits to your power, since you aren't capable of eating it.

But as Kubik said, there are different levels of omnipotence.

Originally posted by basilisk
You would run into one of those God paradoxes. Can you make a sandwich that is too big to eat? If not then you are not truly omnipotent with the cube, because there are limits to your power. But if you can then there are still limits to your power, since you aren't capable of eating it.

But as Kubik said, there are different levels of omnipotence.

It could be argued that it is a redundant question. If I were truly omnipotent I could bend the rules of the paradox itself. I could make the sandwich to big to possibly eat and still eat it, out of my omnipotence.

Originally posted by willRules
It could be argued that it is a redundant question. If I were truly omnipotent I could bend the rules of the paradox itself. I could make the sandwich to big to possibly eat and still eat it, out of my omnipotence.

but... that would be cheating! Perhaps it could be done via a quantum sandwich, which simultaneously existed in both a state of being too big to eat and a state of having been eaten.

😆 Well I'm just a cheeky omnipotent cheater then!

Well yeah sure it could be explained scientifically, philosophically or in any other way. But it would be explained away in accordance with the wishes of the omnipotent and his sandwich 😛

i would just mull over the awesomely massive dump i would take just by eating half a sammich thats too big to eat...but remember when it comes to the cubes the more you use it and the grander the scale the quicker they evolve thier own sentience, so you'd have to get as much as you can out of it before they go

I'd absorb it and/or its power.

Have Ann Coulter and Madonna switch bodies.

Make Jeph Loeb and Rob Liefeld disappear forever.

Now, I could say IMPROVE both Jeph and Rob...but come on...even the cosmic cube have it's limits.

😬 I would totally turn myself into Superman. Spitcurl and all.

Then go curl up in the sun for a few weeks.

id put D cup breasts on digis head.