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Originally posted by MildPossession
But they are fluffy and cute! Moths that is. I mean look at this, how is this creepy:

http://www.cirrusimage.com/Moths/Polyphemus_moth_big.JPG

cry you mean hairy! Oh that sends shiver down my spine...

This is why we keep guns in houses. I would have blasted the critter to Kingdom Come. Dare get into my property....

But since you want it other ways....next time play the stereo really loud...that will scare it away. OR grab some pepper and throw it at him.

you would fire a loaded gun at a small animal hiding behind an appliance that might have a gas line? I think you'd blow yourself to kingdom come

Right between the eyes my good man...well, too off topic...sorry.

yes because apart from how morally wrong it is, you know that a small mammal requires a high-powered fire arm to penetrate their soft, downey kevlar fur.

Oh well, you call PETA and I will call the NRA. Even Steven in my eyes.

Originally posted by WhoopeeDee
Oh well, you call PETA and I will call the NRA. Even Steven in my eyes.

PETA would kill it too...

How could anyone want to shoot it?

...AWWWWWWWWW.

I love cute little fluffy animals 😄 When I was a kid we had a chipmunk that lived under the deck in our backyard and we'd feed him seeds and nuts and stuff. So cute.

Good thing the cat didn't eat it, though. My cat has a habit of dismembering mice, and spent far too long attempting to hunt the gerbil we had through the sides of the tank.

well, apart from being cute, I was simply pointing out that he wanted to kill a tiny animal located near a gas line with a gun. By that line of thinking, it makes me think that he clips his toenails with a chain saw, brushes his teeth with a power sander, and crushes brazil nuts with pianos set up on intricate pulley systems.

Originally posted by Peach
...AWWWWWWWWW.

I love cute little fluffy animals 😄 When I was a kid we had a chipmunk that lived under the deck in our backyard and we'd feed him seeds and nuts and stuff. So cute.

Good thing the cat didn't eat it, though. My cat has a habit of dismembering mice, and spent far too long attempting to hunt the gerbil we had through the sides of the tank.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
well, apart from being cute, I was simply pointing out that he wanted to kill a tiny animal located near a gas line with a gun. By that line of thinking, it makes me think that he clips his toenails with a chain saw, brushes his teeth with a power sander, and crushes brazil nuts with pianos set up on intricate pulley systems.

True, however cuteness in this instant blinds all other points about imminent explosion and death.
Look at it! It has tiny little cute hands!

I just find it amusing that a grown man needs or wants to use a gun to get rid of such an animal out of his house... 😛

Aww look it's eating a grape.

I know, why use a gun?

I would have used my cock.

Well that'll certainly work, I can smell that thing from here. Toxic warfare at its worst. 😘

I don't know what's funnier in this thread...lil's home invader problem, or the fact that someone suggested Bradford is a cool place to live!

😄

Earlier I was only kidding about shooting the animal.

Now, that I see a picture of it.....

...I really want to shoot it out of existence. Gawd! Too cute to be real...must be the work of the Devil.

Anywhoo....look at those cheeks. I think he's about to say:

"Whatchoo talking about Willis?"

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How could anyone want to shoot it?

no, don't kill the cute and furry animal..

build a little house for it, name it and feed it everyday.. 😄

It already had a house before it was scared away! a nice big house too for all its family.

I know, why use a gun?

I would have used my cock.

Exactly!

I would use my cock on you as well, MP.

That's right.

Is there a problem your cock cannot solve?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
A random chipmunk has entered my house and it's spazzing around like a b!tch.
I need to catch it and put it out but I have no idea how to do it.

I need genuine help, and suggestions please! A HUMANE suggestions. I don't want to poison it, smash it with something, get it stuck on glue trap or any other such thing.

Thank you.